Weddingbee Boards Topic: Wedding Humor Needed

Weddingbee Boards Topic: Wedding Humor Needed http://boards.weddingbee.com/ Weddingbee Boards Topic: Wedding Humor Needed en Tue, 14 Feb 2012 11:25:29 +0000 MsHymanRoth on "Wedding Humor Needed" http://boards.weddingbee.com/topic/wedding-humor-needed#post-220559 Sun, 07 Jun 2009 10:25:51 +0000 MsHymanRoth 220559@http://boards.weddingbee.com/ I know. LOL. He's so clueless... in a sweet way. Haha. I'm like ok. He asked what they're for ... and I'm like, I have no IDEA! LOL. It's decoration. <img src="/my-plugins/tinymce/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/icon_razz.gif" /> Probably if I get that whole garter set up ... thingy ... which I've never ever even thought about so I don't know what the whole "outfit" even is called, lol, he'll be so shocked.  I'll be like "VA VA VOOOOMMMM"  Sparkles on "Wedding Humor Needed" http://boards.weddingbee.com/topic/wedding-humor-needed#post-220554 Sun, 07 Jun 2009 10:20:01 +0000 Sparkles 220554@http://boards.weddingbee.com/ Headband for the thigh?! Ha ha.... try telling him you will get one- and see if he can figure out how to take it off without using his hands. <img src="/my-plugins/tinymce/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-innocent.gif" /> Headband?! That is hilarious... MsHymanRoth on "Wedding Humor Needed" http://boards.weddingbee.com/topic/wedding-humor-needed#post-220552 Sun, 07 Jun 2009 10:17:24 +0000 MsHymanRoth 220552@http://boards.weddingbee.com/ Hmm, the funniest thing so far that has happened, wedding related, is: I'm reading the new blog post on the Hive, it's about Garters, and I open the link to a website featuring beautiful models showcasing these gorgeous creations. I start wondering if the fiance would be interested in something like this, so I decide to show him. He's laying next to me in bed, and I point the laptop in his face, and I go "Do you like this" ... He's looking at me all weird and saying what. I'm like, the garter! He's like, what's that? I point to it, and I go "sometimes girls wear them on the wedding day."  He's like: "It looks like a headband on her thigh." LOL.  It was really funny. He didn't understand why I was giggling soo uncontrollably ... I came on to WeddingBee to write a post about it. Haha. Sparkles on "Wedding Humor Needed" http://boards.weddingbee.com/topic/wedding-humor-needed#post-220542 Sun, 07 Jun 2009 10:02:44 +0000 Sparkles 220542@http://boards.weddingbee.com/ Yes- I have made a habit of bringing out this post during my finals!  Our wedding is at the end of this month... due to finals I have been thwarting off vendors and having an "out-of-office' type reply message asking people to be patient with me re the wedding until after my finals are done... After talking to my uncle who asked how we are holding up & if we were excited my fiance replied "I'll be excited when the planning is done, and the day is over! Enough with the planning, let's get to doing!" Cute...   SaraBMarried on "Wedding Humor Needed" http://boards.weddingbee.com/topic/wedding-humor-needed#post-163588 Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:56:00 +0000 SaraBMarried 163588@http://boards.weddingbee.com/ Well im extremly late on this but here goes: The church we are having the ceremony in is Extremley conservative and requires that my shoulder/back be covered and because my dress is a halter, i had to get a bolero. On the way to the dress shop, the conversation went a little like this Him: "Where are we goin?"  Me "To the dress shop i need to get a bolero---(in response to his blank stare)--ya know a jacket-thing" Him: *makes face* "A jacket? your going to look like a line-backer in a dress" LOL-- o i love my boy, so honest. He is right, i have very broad shoulders and dont look good in bolero-type jackets Another time he was with me while i was picking out things to make the favors with and  he asked why i was buying the things i was and when i said it was for the favors he said "Why do we need to get THEM favors. . .arent they supposed to give US gifts?!? LOL Sparkles on "Wedding Humor Needed" http://boards.weddingbee.com/topic/wedding-humor-needed#post-153334 Tue, 17 Mar 2009 14:27:01 +0000 Sparkles 153334@http://boards.weddingbee.com/ It's that time again (for me, the dreaded finals week. Argh) I was telling my FH our plans for spring break which included miscellaneous wedding appts, including a design meeting with the caterer to see how we can set up the reception tables! =o) He looks at me coyly and says "After the last presidential administration, the only valuable lesson I learned was how to assert veto power- so during the meeting be forewarned that I will be exerting executive priviledge as deemed necessary." :o/ MEN. I swear... they think they are so funny. (We shall see who gets the last word ladies... mark my words... the design meeting will prove it!) ;o)  CaitlinRivera on "Wedding Humor Needed" http://boards.weddingbee.com/topic/wedding-humor-needed#post-94478 Wed, 19 Nov 2008 05:46:15 +0000 CaitlinRivera 94478@http://boards.weddingbee.com/ The only "cute" thing that I could think of is, my FH didn't want to commit to getting married because he hates to be the center of attention! Imagine that, after 4 1/2 years together "not being the center of attention" is the only reason for not wanting to get married. He kept avoiding the topic and avoiding the topic. At last he had to bite the bullet. I look forward to seeing the deer in headlights on our wedding day. <img src="/my-plugins/tinymce/jscripts/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/icon_razz.gif" /> LOL  I love all your funny stories, thanks! worcesterbride on "Wedding Humor Needed" http://boards.weddingbee.com/topic/wedding-humor-needed#post-94463 Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:46:06 +0000 worcesterbride 94463@http://boards.weddingbee.com/ "What kinds of wedding dresses do you like?" "Um, white. Definitely white." Wiglet on "Wedding Humor Needed" http://boards.weddingbee.com/topic/wedding-humor-needed#post-94390 Tue, 18 Nov 2008 11:54:20 +0000 Wiglet 94390@http://boards.weddingbee.com/ All of the responses to what kind of dress they want us to wear are hilarious! When I asked my fiance, he said "Something that prominently features your boobage." hcky0318 on "Wedding Humor Needed" http://boards.weddingbee.com/topic/wedding-humor-needed#post-94361 Tue, 18 Nov 2008 09:16:38 +0000 hcky0318 94361@http://boards.weddingbee.com/ We are having our wedding in an old Converted barn. We will be having an upscale BBQ, will will be serving Hot Dogs, and Hamburgers, and grilled chicken.  But will be using real plates and silverware to make it a more upscale event and not just feel like a back yard BBQ.  We will also be having a full bar, no kegs, bottled beer, wine, and pretty much all the liquour you can think of.  Well we were at a party a couple of months ago and my FI was informing people of our menu choice, and then proceded to say that it was going to be very casual with plastic cups so that if anyone dropped anything it wouldn't break (as if we were in college and would be so wasted that we couldn't hold on to our cups). . . I quickly had to jump in and expain to people, that no we were not throwing a Kegger! . . . Everyone got a good laugh . . . he's trying very hard to get into the wedding planning, but he's a boy and just doesn't get it