Post # 1
Me: Can you change the red on that map so it matches?
Him: ..blank stare…
Me: This is the red paper, that red doesn’t go! Look, I know i’m a freak, but please? (I acknowledge it, don’t I get brownie points for that?
Him: (After a moment’s pause) You know, that sort of looks like a trail of blood now.
Me: ..turning to him with a horrified face….
Him: I’m not sure why you’d want to send THAT message about our wedding. A trail of blood? Doesn’t make me want to follow the map, that’s for sure!
Me: Just change it back.
Him: No, no, it’s growing on me. If we make people AFRAID of the wedding, then they won’t come, and that means, more cake for us!
Post # 3
HAHAHHAHAH funny as.. can i see the map?? 😛
Post # 4
You have got to post your map with trails of blood!!! This is funny 😀
Post # 5
welllll…. Your wedding is in October:)
Post # 6
omg i am laughing right now!!! haha! at least hes helping!!! 🙂
Post # 8
I had a similar conversation – except it was about the color blue (he somehow thought light blue and royal blue “looked the same?” and then “looked like someone had cried over our invites?” Umm….eek?) I swear men’s eyes work differently!
Post # 11
Brilliant! Your marriage will be full of laughs at the very least! 🙂
Post # 12
LOL LOVE the more cake for us comment!
Post # 14
AH HAHAHAHAHA Men are so silly sometimes. But I made our map too and put the Interstate in red, which on maps Interstates I guess are represented as two lines so I did that and I guess that means we have double trail of blood 🙂 Please share!