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A Thanksgiving PSA about how NOT to sneak away with your honey for "adult time"

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    scissors    June 19, 2010   Atlanta, Ga

    Warning: This may be TMI for some. :p

     

    If you decide to sneak in a little "adult time" with your sweetheart during the Thanksgiving festivities for a little stress reliever, take note of these important points.

    • If the bed is too squeaky, and you decide to try the floor in the bathroom, make sure that your knee isn't resting against a wall. Walls can give some pretty mean rugburns.
    • If said wall-burn from the wall causes a location change, think twice before sitting on the bathroom counter on top of a towel. Well, at least if you have negative butt fat, because you can get a pretty nasty towel-rugburn on your bottom and between the cheekies.
    • Make sure you are well hydrated before resting any exposed-in-regular-clothes body parts against surfaces with a texture, as in tile, carpet, etc. If you aren't well hydrated, the impressions will stay visible for... well, longer than you want.

    Learn from these mistakes, ladies. Needless to say, I'm switching from a mini-dress to skinny jeans before I go downstairs to see the fam. :p

     

     
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    JeanL1984    October 16, 2010   Kingston, PA

    hahahaha excellent advice. ;)

     
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    tea       norcal

    LOL duly noted 50. duly noted.

     
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    scissors    June 19, 2010   Atlanta, Ga

    Good. :) I'm glad we could make this a learning experience.

     
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    Ms.Teddy    April 2011   South Carolina

    what about your instant glow? what do you do for that? LOL. and dont forget to fix your hair the way it was before. dead give away. been there. done that. looked like i had had a run in with electricity.

     
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    whitesonnet    June 26, 2010   Detroit, MI

    LOL fifty, you know the mini dress was for the pre-game festivities only. Not like the mini dress was going to impress your mom or anything... :oP

     
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    Melissabegins    December 12, 2009  

    Best to do this before dinner, also.. i couldn't imagine the theatrics of doing that with a belly full of turkey!  They'd find us dozing on the bathroom rug.

     
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    EAQ219    May 22, 2010   Bethesda, MD

    HAHAHA!! This is the best thing I've read all day. No, all WEEK!! Great tips, 50!

     
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    mallorynjmf       Louisville, KY wedding in Vero Beach,FL

    OMG...funny funny!!!

     
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    Jessie516    May 16, 2009   Ann Arbor, MI

    You're too funny, 50! :)

     
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    KMSull    August 7, 2010   Lexington, KY (via Atlanta, GA)

     

    Bwah ha ha ha, very nice.

     
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    scissors    June 19, 2010   Atlanta, Ga

    The instant glow and rats'-nest-hair was taken care of by an immediate shower. It IS a good idea to steal away for adult time when you're supposed to be "getting dressed."

     

    It was definitely pre-turkey. We're feeling like beached whales right now.

     
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    Melissabegins    December 12, 2009  

    haaaaaaaaaa beached whales.  Same here sista.  happy turkey day, hive!

     
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    scissors    June 19, 2010   Atlanta, Ga

    I just got called out on having a skinned knee. I made  up that I skinned it while getting my nintendo ds from under the bed. :p

     
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    krissycake    November 21, 2009   orlando,fl

    HAHAHAHHAHA, you're the best.

     
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    otb    December 31, 2009   Chicago, IL

    LOL!  Love the tips!

     
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    scissors    June 19, 2010   Atlanta, Ga

    This is totally TMI (but what about all of this isn't!) but last night, I actually had to let my fiance doctor my bottom. (In a sweet way, not in like an adult way...lol) It's terrible, and I was simultaneously horrified and also felt so special and taken care of. And thankful that he was so awesome to take care of me. :p

     
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    Future Mrs. Martin    August 21, 2010   London Ontario Canada

    50 your hilarious!

     
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    GaBGal    September 25, 2010  

    lol 50 you are hysterical!

     
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    mimosa    May 29, 2010   NC

    LMAO well said, well said!

     
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    JamaicaBride    May 14, 2011   Charlotte, NC

    LOL!! Well somebody had more than turkey for Thanksgiving....that was pretty funny

     
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    scissors    June 19, 2010   Atlanta, Ga

    Lololol.

    Who knew that Thanksgiving was such a dangerous holiday.

     
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    teaparty    Aug. 28/2010   Ontario, Canada

    I may have to employ some of these tips when we stay with the fiance's parents for part of our Christmas break! Thanks 50! Haha.

     
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    Akennedy01    September 24, 2011   KY

    lol, you rock 50.

    We waited til everyone was asleep. Luckily my parents aren't too oldschool to let us sleep in the same bed. ;)

     
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    scissors    June 19, 2010   Atlanta, Ga

    We sleep in the same bed and stuff, but this was an escaping-from-family steal-away. lol. We were supposed to be being productive. :p

     
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    contrarymary    October 17, 2009   Placentia, CA

    lol 50 that was way too tmi but we love the juicy stuff! we are all so rated pg on this site it totally amazes me and sometimes i think....does none of these girls think dirty? glad some of us do!

    yay to holiday rugburns!  good advice.

     
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    scissors    June 19, 2010   Atlanta, Ga

    @cm- the world is my living room. i'm a reformed wild-child, so sometimes that can break through a little. :p

     
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    firemanslady    April 18, 2011   USA

    oh my gosh i am about to fall off my couch from laughing so hard!!!!!!!

     
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    mouse    September 11, 2009   Austin, TX

    Haha.

     
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    futuredrbraun    May 15, 2010  

    HAHAHAHA!!!! You crack me up...glad that he took care of your bottom afterwards :)

     
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    ejs4y8    June 20, 2009  

    OMIGOSH too funny. We've had a few of those bad experiences...that's how you learn what NOT to do, eH? LOL.

    I think the bathroom is DEFINITELY one of the most dangerous places...all my "oops" stories result from bathroom sexytime, LOL.

     
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    crebre80    November 20, 2010   Baton Rouge, LA

    lmbo... ummm i love the bathroom... we just well.. never mind!! lol!! seriously that's why we have booked a hotel when we visit for christmas...

     

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