(Closed) Almost Killed Mr. 99 in the Shower This Morning…

posted 5 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 3
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: June 2014

ahahahaha OMG. i’m so sorry that you had such a shitty night, but that is just too hilarious. thank you for cheering up my morning. 🙂

Post # 4
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

@Nona99:  My husband does this too.  When he has to get up for whatever reason, it’s a grand production.  Or he lays on my hair, jars the covers irrationally.  And then the next day complains that HE’s tired.

FWIW, I would have flushed.

Hope you feel better!

Post # 5
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Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2009

Oh man that’s rough!

Post # 6
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

@Nona99:  It’s called a man-cold. I hope his doc is a female. 

Post # 7
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2013 - Walt Disney World

Aw, that sucks!  It must have been a sleepless night for a lot of people last night!  FI has borderline pneumonia (feeling shitty since last Thursday; diagnosed on Monday and finally feeling a bit better) and was struggling to get a good night’s sleep.  We went to bed fairly early last night (I stayed up later to read).  FI is passed out and I’m finally tired; but it must have been too early for me to get to sleep because I woke up at 1 and couldn’t get back to sleep.  FI, cat and dog are peacefully sleeping and I’m laying here like it’s bright and early.  Ugh, so I start reading again to get drowsy.  Finally sleeping again at 3 but FI wakes at 0445 to get ready for work.  Yup, he slept fine (thank goodness because he’s been grumpy) but I’m beat down, lol.

Post # 8
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

@Nona99:  I love the voice you use to write. I read half of your story – look back at your name and rmemebered your *spoon* confession from earlier that literally made me laugh out loud in my cubicle. Lerv your humor. 🙂

It’s time you apply to be one of those “MRS. XXAnimalXX” things on here, I’d follow you for sure!!!

Post # 9
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 2013 - The Liberty House

hahahah what a whiner! It must have taken so much self control not to flush!

Post # 10
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

@Nona99:  I absolutely appreciate you sharing your post with us…William Shatner that is original you have definitely made my day….I hope there isnt anything seriously wrong with him?

BIG HUG AND THANKS!!!

Post # 11
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2012

Ugh boys! Wink Can’t sleep with ’em, can’t sleep without ’em!

Post # 12
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

Aaah, men. Gotta love how they turn in to useless, helpless, senseless creatures the moment they get “sick”.

Nona I just adore you.

Post # 13
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: April 2013

@Nona99:  I really think you should consider being a writer. I love your writing style and it is amusing while being quite descriptive at the same time. I throughly enjoy reading every post you make! 🙂

Post # 14
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: May 2011

Thanks for making me smile with another hilarious post!

I’m the sick one in our family, but I really try not to wake DH up when possible… Last night, I went to bed at 9:30, but couldn’t actually fall asleep because I felt so sick.  DH comes into bed at 11, complains about me “coughing on the blanket” when he hears me cough (into my hand, by the way!) and then he promptly falls asleep by 11:10, snoring loudly.  Not fair!

Post # 15
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Bumble bee

I just laughed out loud at this at work. Because it is like you are a fly in the wall of my house! Cats attached to the side of the bed and all. LOL.

Man-colds. Are. The. Worst. 

My fiance acts likes it is the end of the world when he can’t sleep either. And then when he thinks he is ready to go back to bed he makes a shit ton of noise which keeps me awake after he’s started snoring and off to dreamland. UGH. 

P.S. I also would’ve flushed, you have more willpower than I! 😉

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