Post # 1
But I slipped up today!!
2 months before having been with him for 4 years and I finally let one go!!
I was sitting at the table on my laptop just reading emails, checking facebook ect… FI in the office.
And it happend, I wasnt paying attenchin and totally forgot sound travels, I just let it go :O(it even scared me when it happened)
FI in other room: “WHAT WAS THAT?!”
FI “did you just fart?”
FI laughing “Oh, it sounded like a big fart!!”
OMG I was soo embaressed, But was so hoping he didnt come in to the room to see what was going on, cuz I was trying so hard not to burst out laughing 😮
I dont know if I got away with it, But im just happy he let it go lol!!
Gosh Im getting old! now farting in front of my FI, ARGH whats next….
Post # 3
Hahahah my FI and I are big on not farting in front of each other, despite the fact that we both have terrible stomachs lol. We burp all the time but farting is for some reason off limits! Once in a while we slip but just laugh about it.
Post # 4
@alyssars1: I managed to go almost 7 years before FI heard/smelled me fart! I feel awful, but I used to blame our dog for the smell (which she is quite smelly at times). He finally caught me when I went to blame it on her and she was out back 🙁
I still try not to do it in front of him because it is embarassing…but sometimes it just happens. Honestly, I don’t even know if my FI farts…I have never smelt or heard it. He is so polite he usually leaves the room to blow his nose or burp.
Post # 5
@jny1179: Oh he farts and burps alll the time!!! I dont like farting in front of people lol.
And i deffinately dont want to get comfurtable farting in front of him lmao. I yell at him all the time, But he tells me I need to love all of him, including his farts… ewww so gross!!
Post # 6
@bmo88: Hehe this made me giggle, I was trying so hard to think of something to blame it on in those short few seconds, but I thought it better to leave the sound a mystery…All I have is a rabbit 🙁
Post # 7
@alyssars1: haha – I have been with DH for almost 3 years, married for a few months, and have never farted in front of him. But the other morning as we were laying in bed he let me know that I had woken him up in the middle of the night with two REALLY loud farts. So embarassing.
Post # 8
5 years with my fiance and the only time he has heard me fart was in the hospital after I just had surgery. I have never heard him fart! Lol.
Post # 9
I can’t imagine the stress you all go through to not fart or burp in front of your significant others.
It’s not like I try to burp or fart in front of him but I certainly don’t hold them in.
I can’t imagine spending the rest of my life being embarassed to do something perfectly normal in front of the person I’m to spend the rest of my life with.
Also, I have bigger worries than that.
Post # 10
Oh man! This is funny! Sometimes I try to fart in front of my husband because I know it will be loud and apparently I have the sense of humor of a twelve year old boy. lol
Post # 11
@mrshollinger: I wouldn’t say it is stressful or anything. We are really comfortable around each other and I know it is natural…but I try not to do it in front of anyone. I don’t like the smell personally, so why would I want to burden someone else with it? lol
Post # 12
We break wind every day, sevreal times a day in front of each other.
Post # 13
We do it to make each other laugh and it becomes a competition.
Seriously though, we’ve lived together for awhile and we’ll be together for the rest of our lives. No stone has been left unturned, haha.
Post # 14
I lasted 7 months. Now I let it rip whenever. He thinks it’s hilarious.
Fart! You’re gonna be with him forever…might as well not get stomach pain because you’re holding it in.
Post # 15
I LOLed so loudly at this that the cat jumped up. Welcome to the farty fold. I sometimes will do it accidently, like one of those drive-by farts that you didn’t even know was lurking and will just start giggling because he won’t notice at first. My husband, however, is the4 GASSIEST person I have ever met, especially after eating fast food.
I love that your first fart was massive. That is awesome and I’m sure he’s very proud of you. 🙂
Post # 16
@bklynbridetobe: Same here!
I think I made it 1.5 years. But after that initial embarrassing moment, the flood gates opened…