(Closed) Almost made it 4 years without FI hearing me fart :(

posted 5 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: April 2014

Hahahah my FI and I are big on not farting in front of each other, despite the fact that we both have terrible stomachs lol. We burp all the time but farting is for some reason off limits! Once in a while we slip but just laugh about it. 

Post # 4
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Honey bee

@alyssars1:  I managed to go almost 7 years before FI heard/smelled me fart! I feel awful, but I used to blame our dog for the smell (which she is quite smelly at times). He finally caught me when I went to blame it on her and she was out back ๐Ÿ™

I still try not to do it in front of him because it is embarassing…but sometimes it just happens. Honestly, I don’t even know if my FI farts…I have never smelt or heard it. He is so polite he usually leaves the room to blow his nose or burp.

Post # 7
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

@alyssars1:  haha – I have been with DH for almost 3 years, married for a few months, and have never farted in front of him. But the other morning as we were laying in bed he let me know that I had woken him up in the middle of the night with two REALLY loud farts. So embarassing. Embarassed

Post # 8
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 2012

5 years with my fiance and the only time he has heard me fart was in the hospital after  I just had surgery. I have never heard him fart! Lol. 

Post # 9
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

I can’t imagine the stress you all go through to not fart or burp in front of your significant others.

It’s not like I try to burp or fart in front of him but I certainly don’t hold them in.

I can’t imagine spending the rest of my life being embarassed to do something perfectly normal in front of the person I’m to spend the rest of my life with.

Also, I have bigger worries than that.

Post # 10
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2011

Oh man! This is funny! Sometimes I try to fart in front of my husband because I know it will be loud and apparently I have the sense of humor of a twelve year old boy. lol

Post # 11
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Honey bee

@mrshollinger:  I wouldn’t say it is stressful or anything. We are really comfortable around each other and I know it is natural…but I try not to do it in front of anyone. I don’t like the smell personally, so why would I want to burden someone else with it? lol

Post # 12
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Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: November 1999

We break wind every day, sevreal times a day in front of each other.

Post # 13
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: October 2017

We do it to make each other laugh and it becomes a competition.

Seriously though, we’ve lived together for awhile and we’ll be together for the rest of our lives. No stone has been left unturned, haha.

Post # 14
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2015

I lasted 7 months. Now I let it rip whenever. He thinks it’s hilarious.

Fart! You’re gonna be with him forever…might as well not get stomach pain because you’re holding it in.

Post # 15
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

I LOLed so loudly at this that the cat jumped up.  Welcome to the farty fold. I sometimes will do it accidently, like one of those drive-by farts that you didn’t even know was lurking and will just start giggling because he won’t notice at first. My husband, however, is the4 GASSIEST person I have ever met, especially after eating fast food.

I love that your first fart was massive.  That is awesome and I’m sure he’s very proud of you.  ๐Ÿ™‚

Post # 16
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

@bklynbridetobe:   Same here!

I think I made it 1.5 years.  But after that initial embarrassing moment, the flood gates opened…

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