Post # 1
Maybe I’m weird, but I often read a thread title and answer the question in my head before I even open the thread.
“Do I have to invite her?” (Nope)
“Is this dress too revealing?” (Yes, we already know you’re a woman.)
“Did I make a huge mistake?” (Probably)
Today’s “head answers” have been super snarky. Luckily, I haven’t translated them into writing. Plus, my head answers are only right about half the time anyway. 😛
Post # 3
@MexiPino: Nope. I do it a LOT. 🙂
Post # 4
- Wedding: May 2014 - Royalton White Sands
I do it all the time too, especially with the incredibly common questions.
Post # 5
@mepayne: Yeah. If I see “Is my diamond too small?” I scream “FOR THE LOVE OF GOD- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” in my head because has anyone EVER told a bee her diamond was too small? For that matter, has a bee ever asked that question with anything other than a fairly substantial ring? Grrrrr.
Post # 6
Ha, I do it all the time.
Example: When I read your title, my thought was “No.”
Post # 7
YES. And this thread made me laugh.
I have mind responses to “Am I pregnant,” or “Could I be pregnant?” or “Is this a positive?”
I just already know before I click!
My snarky mind answers are usually not right either, OP 🙂
Post # 8
Bahaha… well I didnt think I did, but I answered yours in my head before I clicked on your post… although yours is pretty self-explanitory lol. Now that I think about it, I definitely do that… lots 🙂
Post # 9
LOL well….I do have my head answers and then my real answers. Then usually I read what the thread is about and I’m all wrong hahahaha!
Post # 12
I’ll go read your post now.
Edit : just joking. Yes, when the question is precise, I already have the answer in mind. Or, I see a title asking which dress is the most flattering, or help me find a dress, then I only look at the pictures and vote, but I forget to read what the Bee says about the dress (that could influence the advice I would give her, oops !).
Post # 13
Yes. Especially the “Should I leave?”. Um, if you are asking strangers on the internet then you should leave.
Post # 14
@MexiPino: Since you know me, I am sure you can imagine I do this.
Q: Do I look fat?
Head Answer: I’m sure you don’t, or you wouldn’t be posting pictures. However, I’m sure I will feel fat after looking at your skinny ass
Q: Is this appropriate to wear to a wedding?
Head Answer: If you have to ask then no, it isn’t
Q: Am I wrong/overreacting?
Head Answer: Yup, without a shadow of a doubt
Q: Is my ring too small? // Rude comments about my ring!
Head Answer: Oh, great. Another 2 carat princess humble brag 😛
Q: Am I pregnant?
Head Answer: I’m sure not going to let you pee on me to find out. Take a test
I’m having a rough day, so I will stop giving examples now 😛 I just don’t click on those threads or give a standard answer rather than what I really think. I always try and respect the TOS. I also always look at who the poster is so that I don’t miss my friends’ threads (like this one) or click on ones I don’t want to read.
Post # 15
@MexiPino: I do this… and more often than not my answer changes after reading the post so I’m glad I don’t comment without reading! I’m usually pretty intuitive but on here the title makes me think of something that it ends up not being about at all!
Post # 16
@MrsPanda99: LMAO on the first one. I do that too. Um… if you went to a fancy dress boutique and they had multiple dresses that fit you, I have NOTHING to say to you about looking “fat”. Praise beejuz I have a seamstress who’ll make my fatass a dress.