Post # 1
You can’t NOT loose weight on the food posioning diet! Step 1, attend a party and eat the catered food which has been sitting out all day. Step 2, wake up in the middle of the night with stomach cramps. Step 3, purge. Step 4, repeat steps two and three. Best thing about this diet is that you will feel absolutely no desire to eat for DAYS!
Yeah, I got food posioning, and have spent the last 36 hours curled up in a ball in a fetal position. On the positive side, my tummy has never looked so good. Not sure it is worth it. However, everything has a silver lining. 🙂
Post # 3
That’s not healthy and the word is lose, not loose.
Post # 4
Lol! I thought this was going to be a spam post!!
So sorry you’re sick, but at least you got a nice flat tummy in time for summer! Lol
Post # 5
Clearly I was joking. Jeez.
Post # 6
@lawyerchick13: i thought this was going to be spam too! lol. i had food poisoning once and i looked super skinny for a few days but uuuggghh my poor body. not worth it! lol!
Post # 7
Ugh food poisoning is the WORST. I got it from undercooked chicken fingers at TGI Fridays several years ago and haven’t eaten there since. AND I’m super paranoid about my chicken being completely cooked. Bah.
Post # 8
@peachacid: I don’t think OP was recommending people go out and get food poisoning just to lose weight. Down girl.
Post # 9
@lawyerchick13: omg…I got a horrific stomach flu back in February and I lost about 11 lbs in 3 days. Worst time of my life but I looked amazing! It wasn’t worth it and it all came back + some once I could eat but now I’m constantly wishing I could get back down to my “flu weight” lol hope you feel better!
Post # 10
@ieatunicorns: I’m more upset about the incorrect spelling, to be honest.
Post # 11
@peachacid: calm your tits, peach. This is clearly a joke.
Post # 12
@lawyerchick13: Oh that’s awful, poor thing! But yes, now your insides are clean!
I did a castor oil treatment bcs I was severly backed up (sorry for the TMI) and omg, the pain I was in as everything was coming out (sorry for the additional TMI), but yes, at the end of the day my tummy was flatter, lol!
Post # 13
I once lost a ****load of weight on the “cholera” diet!
1. Travel to the arse end of nowhere.
2. Contract cholera as soon you are physically incapable of getting any medical assistance.
3. Enjoy! Guaranteed weight loss*
(* Disclaimer: provided you survive).
Post # 14
Wow. Someone took this as serious and then went after spelling mistakes?
Anyways, had the worst bout of it at Christmas. Really didn’t have to worry about gaining the holiday weight after that!
Post # 15
Ugh! That’s horrible, hope you are feeling better now!!
In college, I was on the “migraine” diet. At times, I was so stressed out that I would get a migraine at least 3 times a month…the throwing-up all day/can’t do anything but force yourself to sleep kind. On the other hand, I didn’t gain the Freshman 15! lol
Post # 16
@lawyerchick13: 🙁 Sorry, hope you are feeling better now.