An open letter to our upstairs neighbors (rantish)

posted 3 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 3
304 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2010

@calisunshine3404:  hahaha, I used to have neighbors like that. It was like they went out of their way to have SUPER LOUD sex, but during daylight hours youd only ever hear them scream and yell at each other. Sooo anoying. 🙂

Post # 6
184 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

@calisunshine3404:  This is why I’m so glad that even though we live in an apartment, it’s a split house and the only person we live above is our landlord.  I could never put up with a building of annoying neighbors.

Post # 7
920 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2015

put some sales flyers from mattress stores under their door. attach a note that says- I noticed how creaky your bed is! Maybe look into replacing it?? 


Post # 11
1802 posts
Buzzing bee

Luckily our apartment has pretty thick walls, so we don’t hear much going on, but I’m pretty sure our upstairs neighbor has a pet elephant. Probably 2-3 times per day if I’m at home all day during the week I will hear a loud bang from right above us that shakes our apartment. It’s almost like they are dropping a boulder on the floor.

As I said above, we can’t really hear our next door neighbors, but one of them always insists on bringing her parties outside, and her parties always end up going wrong. Since we’ve lived here (August) she’s had about 3-4 holiday parties. On Thanksgiving someone ended up throwing up all over the landing outside of everyone’s doors. She didn’t bother calling the landlord to clean it up, and our landing is completely covered, so there was no rain coming in to wash it away. We are on the second floor, and I guess the person also puked over the railing, so there was puke on the lower level as well. Even if I made the mess I would have at least called and said, “someone puked out here, not sure who!” She had another party on NYE where a bunch of people got into a fist fight from 3-5 AM in the parking lot outside of our bedroom window. SO and I almost had to call the cops. Yesterday I saw that some mysterious puke appeared in the garden outside of our row of apartments, so I can only assume who that’s from!

Post # 12
477 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

@calisunshine3404:  Ugh, I hated it when I lived in an apartment.  It wasn’t just their boxspring, but their voices.  Gross.

Anyway, your rant letter reminded me of the hilarity at the link below; they’re images of funny notes people have written to their passionate neighbors.


I like the one with the drawing of a dinosaur (4th from bottom).

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