- 7 years ago
Oy. The other day, Future Mother-In-Law was telling us about how her parents were so dumb that she could get away with anything. I just kept thinking, “Wow, history really does repeat itself, what a hypocrite!” I wrote a story about Future Sister-In-Law, and how Future Mother-In-Law hangs on to her every lying word. Well, really Future Mother-In-Law is like that with all of her children. If they tell her something, no matter how contradictory or bizarre, she believes them.
Anyway, a few weeks ago, Future Sister-In-Law broke up with her boyfriend. Her ex called Future Mother-In-Law and said that Future Sister-In-Law was planning to go bail a guy out of jail. A guy whom FILs’ have forbade Future Sister-In-Law from seeing. Well, first, Future Mother-In-Law was upset, then Future Sister-In-Law called her and said, “I’m not bailing John* out of jail!” She just immediately blurted that when Future Mother-In-Law answered the phone (basically telling on herself). So Future Mother-In-Law asked who she was really bailing out and Future Sister-In-Law said, “Umm, one of my old friends. You don’t know him.” FMIL asked for the friend’s name. Future Sister-In-Law hesistated and said, “Michael.” Then she gave this story: “His baby mama called the police on him (she is 100% snow white, but when she starts messing around with this particular guy, this is how she starts talking) and he ended up cussing at the cop so they took him to jail!”
Well, Future Mother-In-Law believed her. Anyway, last week, Future Sister-In-Law was talking to Fiance and I in the kitchen about John* and she said, “He just got out of jail. His baby mama called the cops on him and he cussed at the cops, so they took him to jail.” So, she’d lied to her mother about bailing out someone named Michael.
The past several weeks, FSIL has denied involvement with John* when confronted by Future Father-In-Law and Future Mother-In-Law. She’s been using FFIL’s truck to “drive to work” because her car is broke down. FFIL told her he’d take his truck away if he found out she was seeing John* again. So, Sunday, we were all going to the store and as we were riding down the road, we spot Future Sister-In-Law walking into her friend’s house with John*. Future Father-In-Law flipped out and said, “That’s it, she’s never allowed to use my truck again.”
Immediately, Future Mother-In-Law started going on and on. “Oh, they’re just friends. They’re not having sex! (FSIL) told me so herself!” I was like, are you kidding me? Do you really f’n believe anything that comes out of this girl’s mouth? Do you expect anyone with a functioning brain to believe the bullshit, too? Of course, I didn’t say any of that, but I was thinking it. Everytime someone catches Future Sister-In-Law in a lie, Future Mother-In-Law outright denies it. Her favorite argument is “(FSIL) told me so, herself!” Like that has any credibility AT ALL!