Post # 1
One of my friends literally posts EVERYTHING that she cooks on Facebook. Without fail, every day, she posts what’s she’s making and how healthy it is (it usually isn’t) and how she’s so good at cooking, etc etc. What annoying things do your friends post on Facebook?
Post # 3
- Wedding: September 2014 - Turf Valley
Usually just random, worthless info. I reserve FB for more important things… not food like your friend does. My #1 pet peeve right now (it changes daily!) are status updates that are one gigantic runon sentence with no grammar. And not only is a gigantic runon sentence with no grammar bad enough, but they are trying to type with their “slang”. It is a headache to read!
Post # 4
Anything that has to do with Crossfit or obsessive workout groups.
Normally I just “hide” those people so they don’t bother me as much, but it seems like everyone is doing some weight lifting competition… and I’m eating oreos scrolling through my newsfeed.
Post # 5
this is going to sound so mean, but overload of babies. i have a lot of friends with new babies, and a couple of them post a pic of their little one every 2-3 hours!!!!
and don’t get me wrong, i LOVE babies, can’t wait to have my own, blah blah blah…but its a little overkill. i reciprocate with numerous pictures of my dogs lol
Post # 6
- Wedding: September 2014 - Turf Valley
@blankenshiptobe: Oh yeah, THIS!!!!
Post # 8
@Ninteenthchance: The “What’s for Dinner Pictures” gross me out without fail, I don’t care what you’re eating and I certainly don’t need to see it or know how the hell you brought whatever that is into existence.
People who post those extra derpy, “Share this angel and money will come your way!” Thingies…why don’t you just write – “Don’t loan me money…EVER!” on your wall and be done with it?
Any kind of, “Hey, you can make ________, and save a million bucks!” From finger paints to pallette gardens, life is just one big DIY for these people, but it begs the question….If I have the 3.89 for the finger paints why the hell would I spend an hour making them from cornstarch and food coloring?????
The one that kills me, are the declarations of love posts, “I am so lucky to have the most wonderful man on the planet because he fixed our toilet and we NEVER fight!” or whatever…..
WHO CARES?!?!?!?!? We all know you two hate each other because the both of you got sauced at a bbq and starting hurling obscenities at each other…but big win on fixing the toilet…that’s man shit right there!
Post # 9
To add: What happened to just candid photos? they look so much better and less fake!
Post # 10
@Ninteenthchance: oh….and I forgot the most dreaded of all FB posts…
The Duckface Selfie
Dear God, when will those stop?
Post # 11
@Nona99: the best part of my friends posts about dinner are that she is constantly complaining about how she can’t lose weight but we all know what she’s eating and it’s OBVIOUSLY the reason why she can’t drop the weight..
Post # 12
@Ninteenthchance: RIGHT? I have a friend that does the SAME thing, is always bitching about her weight, but her Darling Husband loves her that way…so whatever….then she posts some mashed potato, with corn and gravy goulache and I’m thinking to myself…how the hell are you even confused about this problem when you’re eating carb bombs with bacon every night????
Post # 13
@Ninteenthchance: One friend that got married in early November and, in addition to continuous wedding posts leading up to the day, is still talking about it on a daily basis. She changes her profile and cover photos at LEAST once a day to various wedding photos. And my favorite, posts about wishing she could relive that day.
Um, don’t get me wrong, I’m super excited to be getting married and enjoying the wedding that comes along with that, BUT, shouldn’t she be a little more excited about being married and enjoying her time with her new husband rather than wishing she could relive/go back to her wedding day over and over and over…?
Maybe it’s just my opinion on that whole crazy issue of wedding posts on Facebook, but I really think she should focus on the NOW. lol
Post # 14
“Oh my gosh everything sucks my life is falling apart. Why is everything going wrong?!?!”
No further details given… What mysterious things are always going wrong??
“So sick. All. The. Time. Why does my body hate me?”
Er uh… I could give you a list but you’re also the girl who says things like:
“I know I shouldn’t eat things that make me sick but theyre so tasty!!”
er… Uh.. Sigh.
I am very guilty of food pictures… But not every meal I swear!!
Post # 16
I’m soooooo sick about hearing about this upcoming snow storm, literally someone updates with links and pics every hour and bitches the entire time. We live in PA, we are gonna get snow!! STOP BITCHING!!
🙁 I post what I cook with pics, but NOT everyday!