- 7 years ago
how many of you have bought things like condoms JUST to try them??
i have 2 stories of this:
fh and i bought these trojan brand condoms once, that were supposed to de-stimulate him(had a numbing thing for the guy), and they were ribbed or such for female stimulation…we just wanted to see what they were like.
well, we literally just started knocking the bottom out immediately(haha, anyways)…well literally, after just 3-5 minutes, i’m laying there on my side, and i’m just looking at him, and i could feel by my body moving around quickly, we were obviously still going FAST! but it seems we have matching looks? what’s this?
Me: Can you feel anything?
FH:kind of? why you aren’t liking it?
Me: Son, i haven’t felt shit pretty much since you entered!
FH:oh, thank god, i thought it was just me!
so needless to say, it seems that those particular condoms(whether they were truly a manufacturer defect, or we misinterpreted the item description), had made BOTH OF US COMPLETELY NUMB!!! and not just our sex organs!! i was numb almost all the way around my vaginal area, and FH was numb ALL around his area, and a little bit above and below!!!
so, we had our roommate try them(they were military, and those 2 had known each other for 7 years lol)….and he and his girl had the same problem!!
__________________ 2nd story(well, first, but i mentioned XFh before X-ass lmao)
so my XAss thought he would pick up one of those KY massage packs. it has like 6 or 8 various massage oil/lube bottles in it?
well, the relax one worked fine on him. my skin is wierd, and oil just sits there, so since we’d already tried the “breath strip oral sex”, he thought he’d use the “Fire” themed lube down there, as it was cinammon flavored…
so, he starts to rub it on, and i’m thinking “OMG this is hot”…as in, it burned a little lol…so i mention it and we figure it’s meant to do that, right?? well, he starts to lick a little, and as soon as he sticks a finger in, i’m SCREAMING, it burns SO bad, i’m in a cold bath in seconds, and i was in PAIN for 2 days!!
needless to say, i have decided that these “neat” little twists on things such as these, are not worth it…i’ve heard RAVE reviews from friends on the “Fire & Ice” condoms, and i am slightly considering this esp since FH and i broke up. BUT, i’m not sure it’s worth whatever possible pain may come!