Any other clumsy brides to bee out there?

posted 3 years ago in Wellness
Post # 3
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3598 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: December 2011

I’m already married, but I hurt myself by accident all the time.  The latest one is a burn on my forearm becuase I did something stupid while ironing DH’s work shirts.  Never, ever try to grab something by reaching over a hot iron!

Post # 4
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2675 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2014 - Madison, WI

I am always walking into things. You would think I can’t see clearly, which without my contacts I cannot but most of the time my vision is technically fine! LOL. I seem to walk into one corner of my bed all the time and often have a bruise on my upper thigh from it. My watch which I wear daily, is very banged up/scratched if you look closely at it too! This is why I told FI I can not have a huge ring or a ring that sits too high because I will eventually get it caught in something or knock it against something…it would happen! LOL.

I have burns from baking, hot gluing, flat ironing…it always seems to get me. Sigh.

Post # 5
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282 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

Raises hand in shame. My fiance says I need supervision at all times.  Im the most daring person but always gets hurt in the process.   Latest incident: in a bar we get to an area where someone spilled a drink.  I say we should move before someone trips, takes one step and falls straight to the ground SMH

Post # 6
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10748 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2014

I am always banging my knees on things, one of them usually has some stage of bruise on it. Right now my left knee has two big yellow/purple healing bruises.

Post # 9
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885 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

I am super clumsy.  My legs are usually covered in bruises from walking into things, plus my job involves walking through forests/brush and I end up with scratches all over me from trying to navigate my way through.  For me, the wedding will be a success if I manage to make it down the aisle without tripping, and don’t spill anything on my dress.  Fingers crossed!

Post # 11
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3047 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

I’m not so bad, but my FI… oh man. I should probably make an effort to keep him away from anything sharp, plus fire, until our wedding day! Problem is, he hurts himself on everything. Like the other day, we were going out with our bikes. He was on it on the drive way and was going to just sort of skip to the side, stumbled, got caught up in the chain and fell. Huge gashing wound on his ankle with bike grease in it… Sigh. One good thing, there’s no poison ivy in Sweden – so at least I don’t have to worry about that one!

Post # 12
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885 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

@icetea:  Uh oh!  I still have to get shoes but I’ve decided I’m going to have my dressed taken up enough that I can wear very small heels.

Post # 13
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65 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: June 2014

Most recently i dropped my android phone in the toilet bowl.(cried likea baby over it)

Then i let (accidentally) water drip on my NEW android phone.

Cut the hardwood table whiel slicing tomatoes.

Threw out a bunch of unopened letters/bills on accident.

Got a skype virus and send it to all my contacts.

Got a FB virus (whatever its called) and send it to all my contacts.

Many more, which i dont care to recall right now!

 

Post # 14
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298 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

Yep- no coordination here. I joke that I got the book smarts but they forgot to give me grace. I’ve walked into walls on multiple occasions. I always have bruises from not paying attention and doing stupid things like walking into furniture- head in the clouds as my mom would say. My FI thinks its funny. Oh- and I still have a residual sunburn from 2 summers ago! on my back that looks like wings that I got while working outside in a river for my job while wearing a racerback tank. That’s gonna look awesome with my strapless dress lol

Post # 15
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

I’m so clumsy. My partner makes fun of me for it all the time (in a nice way). I’m the clumsiest in flats (but fine in heels, go figure). Once I tripped over nothing and fell on my face while teaching. My students though I tripped over a cord. Yup, nothing there. I bruise really easily (partly due to medication) and am pale so bruises show up awful. You can see a bunch in our wedding photos that they didn’t edit out, and I’m thinking of asking them to. My mom said she didn’t see them until she looked for it. The week before our wedding, my partner said I shouldn’t play with the dogs b/c I’ll get more bruised! To be fair, I got a hairline fracture in my ankle… walking my dog. The sidewalk was uneven and CRICK, twisted the hell out of it (I broke the other ankle – shattered the bone – in a car accident). 

Post # 16
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Blushing bee

@icetea:  My mom and I always joke that she’s the klutz gold medalist and I’m the silver medalist. Some things I do a lot are burning myself, slipping and falling on my driveway, stepping on people’s toes/accidentally punching people while trying to hug them, tripping over my feet/my pants, tripping over speedbumps and sidewalks, and opening cupboards then accidentally hitting myself in the face with them. I once dropped my phone in my coffee too

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