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Lol, so y'all are going to think I'm crazy and weird for posting this, but I was just curious!
I have what my fiance (and the whole world) calls elf ears, and basically they have little points at the top! It's so strange.
I also have a quasimodo hump on the back of my neck (not really that bad, but I'm super self conscious about it!) It's from scoliosis problems, and if my neck were in the right spot, I'd be about 2 inches taller! (6'5"! Yipes!)
So go on, share your weird or funny body anomalies! Don't leave me hangin'.
(P.S. These were from me and a tripod for a self-portrait project. That's why they're a little different/weird looking. They were just the best examples I had! lol)
@ ejs4y8: I have those too! In fact I think a lot of people do. My mom calls them "dimples of Venus."
I actually was only born with three fingers on my left hand. Which is why I wear my engagement ring on my right!
@EJS: I have those too. FI thinks they're "sexy" Never noticed them until he pointed them out
@hotchild- ditto! i dunno what it is about them that my fiance finds sexy. i always was a non-fan of them. :p
Awww man. I have butt dimples AND elf ears! Plus one lonely, imbalanced cheek dimple. And freckles in weird places...one underneath a toe, one on an eyebrow. Sigh.
On the bright side, I don't have freakishly long finger toes like my sister. :D
@50: I think it's a sign you're in shape, maybe? Because when I was heavier, I didn't have them. And I notice them on Maxim-type models (not runway models)
Hm, I don't know ANYBODY who has butt dimples in real life. When i bend over, people will go, "omg!" and mention them. It's....weird? LoL. Not sure why they're "sexy" but okay, whatever works!!!
I can actually pick up pencils with my toes, too. I can work them like fingers
@ejs- me too! i can write my name with a pencil and my foot/toes. :p
I have freakishly small everything, but maybe the most notable is my teeth/mouth? When I got my braces off at 14, they said they had to order a special child size retainer. My dentist calls my teeth "mini M&Ms".
FFIL called me a pocket person when he first met me. (Not to my face.)
My fingers are a size 4 1/2. My shoe size is about 5 1/2 or 5. I could go on and on and on...
I have really odd toes. The Guy and all my friends make fun of them constantly. They're very short (which might not look as odd if I didn't have a size 9 foot and wasn't 5'10" tall!) and extremely thin...they don't get bigger at the top like most toes. I'm very self-conscious about them and am happy to be getting married in late October so as to avoid wearing totally open sandals (peep-toes are fine, as my big toes are normal).
I have dimples in the front of my thighs! Large indentations in my quadriceps muscle about the size of a Canadian Toonie!
My toes are kinda freakishly long. When I was in dance as a kid my teacher thought I should be in ballet because I have what she calls "dancer toes". Good thing I never followed that through, I am way too clumsy to be a ballet dancer!
I have the biggest ribcage ever! My bottom two ribs stick out really far...I hate wearing a bikini because it's really noticeable. I like to think that my enormous ribs serve some kind of purpose, though.
My sister also has this problem, but one of her bottom ribs actully twists. You can feel thorugh her skin.
I have butt dimples! (heh, I ran to the mirror just to double check before posting). I kind of like them! Except they're getting less noticable since I'm getting squishier.... I also have what I call, midget pinkies. Most peoples' pinkies go up so that 2nd knuckle. Mine? nuh uh. Good thing I have long nails though so it helps balance it :p I actually hope that my kids get my midget pinkies. It's not so weird that it's way noticable and they'd feel self concious, but one of those things where I could go "yup! thats my kid! a little part of me!" Hubby has only one dipple on his cheek. I also hope our kids get that :) Oh, Mr. Joe also likes to tell me that I have baby toes. They're just kinda small and stumpy instead of long like "adult toes" he says lol. Idk, he thinks it's cute, and I like my feet as well as feet can be liked, so, I don't mind!
You can kind of see one my midget pinkies in this picture. I was aiming for the ring, not the fingers though
@joeswifey - my pinkies don't either! (I had to check after reading your post.)
@Lily lol it's really noticeable when you try on gloves! I tried on those mittens the other day, that have like the finger cut off spots and then you fold the mitten over? Yeah, my pinky BARELY emerged lol just the very little tip was showing, and without a long nail, it would have been even worse lol
i have those butt dimples too - more so in college when i was walking miles every day and was skinnier, but yeah. I have an "inbetweenie" belly button - it's an innie with an outie shape. And the outie shape is kind of like a little set of butt cheeks, HAHA. You look in there, and surprise! You got belly-mooned
Mine don't go to the second knuckle either. Are they supposed to?! :p
Oh, I looked, I have midget pinkies too!!!! And I have moles (I mean BEAUTY MARKS!!!) all over and in strange places too (toes, between fingers, ears, etc...) Plus, my spine curves really bad, making my stomach stick out (yes, I know I need to loose some weight, but my part of it IS my spine!!!) I have knock knees too, the main reason I DON'T run! And my toes are really long. I can like pick things up and stuff with them. Ok, I'm done. Actually I could keep going but you guys probably have this horrid ugly image of me!!!! Oh, and I'm hairy! (my dad says I have elf ears because they are hairy!!!! GROSS!!!!)
@RosieGirl: I'm knock-kneed and training for a half-marathon. It's possible ;o)
None of my family has midget pinkies or hubby or anyone I know, so maybe, it's not "rare" or anything, but it makes me the butt of some jokes sometimes lol
@50, I forgot to mention that my neck kind of does that too. I hate it :( Can't wear turtle necks and such or its even more obvious lol
I have freaky toes too! My second and third toes stick out WAY past my big toe, hubby calls them finger feet. I can also write and pick things up with my toes.
My SIL has "flintstone feet" all her toes are the exact same lenght.
I also have scoliosis, and it makes one of my shoulders higher than the other. No one notices until i point it out, but I think it does make me slouch more and generally have bad posture.
I have size 11 feet! And miniature thumbs, hahaha. MINIATURE. :)
They aren't either totally noticible unless I point them out and then people go "whoa!"
I also have scoliosis and have a strange neck bump.
OH WELL. :)
Very wide feet with practically no arch! Pretty feet, but wide!
I can't wear the kind of shoes that most girls can wear. High heels? Forget it. I'm a flip flops and tennis shoes girl.
Mr. DG has foldable elf-ears that he can tuck into the ear canal and get them to stay. It's weird, it's creepy and it's fun.
I have a "tail" as my husband calls it. My spine is curved a bit more than normal (causes serious back probs) and my tail bone sticks out pretty far. Not that you can see it, but you can definitely feel that its oddly far out.
My butt always falls asleep if I sit up stright in a firm chair, which has led to an unhealthy habit of me sitting on my side.
Heh. I love this thread.
I have fred flinstone feet. I'm a size 10, but they are so so square looking... I also have no ankle (and the word cankles bugs me) - seriously, it's like legfoot. Thanks for that Grandma...ha.
I can't think of anything super weird, but my feet are super narrow and pointy (designed for pointy stilettos, yay!) but I can't ever wear round toe shoes. Also one of my boobs is bigger than the other.
I have one boob bigger than the other too! I have always hoped that they would even out, but no luck so far. It is like a half cup to whole cup size difference.
This isn't really a weird body part, but I hit my shoulders against walls, like when I turn a corner my shoulder slams in the wall, and this happens several times a week, I guess I just have a bad depth perception or something?!
Husband has what I call "crunchy toes" his toes are permanently curled & if they were to say flatten out like a normal toe, he would be in tears b/c his toe would of popped out of place.
Hmm my thumbs are pretty long compared to the rest of my fingers. I always got picked playing heads up 7up when I was little, I think it's because everyone could see my thumb sticking up from across the room.
Also I have terrible flexibility in my fingers. I can't make the star trek sign with two fingers on either side, I can't do the I Love You sign very well because my ring finger won't go down that far, and I can't make the hang ten or whatever sign for the same reason too. I think this is why I can't ever open anything with a lid or cap.
My feet are pretty big for my height.
I think that's it.
My neck is so long that I can't touch my chin to my chest (which apparently everyone else can). I guess it's a good excuse to buy a few too many necklaces.
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