- 6 years ago
- Wedding: November 2011
I’ve been dying to share this b/c it is hilarious and weird at the same time.
Darling Husband works with this one married woman. Her husband is probably 10 years older than her and he also works with them.
This woman for whatever reason thinks she’s the hottest thing around. She’s constantly flirting with the married men at work…her Darling Husband doesn’t mind b/c he tells her all the time how hot she is. By The Way she’s super short (I’m petite and look like a giant next to her) and she’s plus-sized but has a very very large rack which gets a lot of attention….poor woman looks like she’s gonna topple over. And honestly I thought she was mid-40s but turns out she’s only a couple years older than me.
So, she lets the other married men drive her car when they go to lunch b/c she doesn’t like driving…then everyone thinks whomever is driving is her husband and she doesn’t correct them. Weird huh?
At the Christmas party last year, she was dancing with one of the married men (his wife was there btw) and he told her that she was really “fun” and he liked her…as a person. By The Way, this guy constantly gets hit on by other women…married and single. Well the first workday after the party, she came up to him and in all seriousness, told him that while she likes him as a friend, she isn’t interested in him like that and prefers if they just remain friends. He was shocked…she’s a coworker and so is her husband. He was simply dancing with her. She proceeded to tell the office this guy has a crush on her. So the guy told his wife (good boy!) and his wife said “Are you kidding me? I was watching the entire time, there was nothing inappropriate about your dancing! That chick has a screw loose!”
The first time I met her (at a BBQ) I talked with her and her Darling Husband for about 20 minutes alone. Later at work, she told my Darling Husband (FI at the time) that she didn’t know he was marrying a German and if it was so I could get a green card and he should hold out for someone he really loves. Ummm, I’m not German, have no accent, and I talked about living in TX during the convo. Darling Husband thought it was quite weird.
Another time, we were bowling with another couple. She ran up to my Darling Husband and said “Oh I’m glad you’re here, I’ve been looking for you!” Ok??? And that was it…never said anything else to him about why and b/c of her blatant disregard for me even being there, the other couple confronted me later about WHO she was and WHY she was looking for my husband. Never found out…must not have been impt.
During another convo with Darling Husband, she mentioned the small shop that I work at and said she had no idea I’ve worked there for the last 2 months b/c she’s never seen me…uhhh, I’m the cashier, I see everyone that comes in and she’s never been in there. When I told him, he said “that’s weird, why would she lie?”
IDK, she’s sooo weird…I think her “confidence” came from stealing her husband away from his first marriage so she thinks all married men want her. I can honestly say that when Darling Husband comes home and says “so I was talking to (her name), my ears perk up b/c I know it’s gonna be a good story!
Anyone else have any weird stories to share?