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    stephinPA    October 29, 2010   Reading, PA

    Okay...now, this is all in good fun.  I am in no way trying to offend.  But I saw this on a friend's facebook wall and thought it was funny.

     

    http://pregnantchicken.squarespace.com/pregnant-chicken-blog/2010/12/10/awkward-pregnancy-photos.html

     
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    Belle2Be      

    @stephinPA: LOL. I actually like the ballet one and the mirror one. :D

    The watermelon and gun one is FUNNY.

    "At first I thought "Nothing symbolizes maternity better than a watermelon and a gun" and then I thought "Actually, nothing *does* symbolize maternity better than a watermelon and a gun". Bravo Mad'am."

    Ahahaha

     
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    MandaMack    September 10, 2011   Pittsburgh, PA

    I almost just peed myself. 

     
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    MissBoPeep       New England

    Oh goodness.  That naked handstand one was... uhh... something else? Lol

     
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    bebefly    October 22, 2011   Ottawa

    I saw those a couple of days ago & laughed my butt off. SO funny.

    Love the hockey one. Where do these people come up with these ideas? And, more importantly, who actually PAYS for stuff like that?! ROFL.

     
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    stephinPA    October 29, 2010   Reading, PA

    @MissBoPeep: I'm with you on the agile abilities of the handstand guy!  Hilarious!

     
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    HisIrishPrincess    March 23, 2012  

    OH my god again cracking up at work.  Yes my co workers think i'm nuts. haha watermelon's and guns!!

     
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    OMG I missed the naked handstand. DAMN the glutes on that boy! But what a WEIRD picture. Who thinks like that? Hey hun, I'm going to do a handstand so my bum is right below your belly.

     
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    Miss Peach Tree    August 20, 2011   New York

    totally sent my mother the "nothing says maternity like a watermelon and a gun" number. OMG. My L really is OL.

     
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    stephinPA    October 29, 2010   Reading, PA

    @Belle2Be: OMG...you just made me laugh out loud! 

     
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    mrs.peters.to.be    April 12, 2011   Northern British Columbia, Canada

    I love awkwardfamilyphotos.com!! I have to say my fave is definitely the naked couple.. some things should remain private!

     
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    ILikePink    June 9, 2012   Minneapolis, MN

    The one where he is also naked, and unattractive, and looks like he is doing her in the butt. I agree with the solid "no" on that one.

     
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    stephinPA    October 29, 2010   Reading, PA

    @ILikePink: LOL! Omg. Too funny!

     
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    SoontobeMrsA    June 2012   MA/NH line

    haha who does that?

     
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    StbHisMrs    October 20, 2010  

    HaHaHa!!!  The handstand one is great, it's like "and here's how we made you" I am seriously laughing out loud!

     
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    flamingred    June 19, 2010  

    OMG at the handstand. And that lady in the tree is just...um..no.

     
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    The tire one...why was she naked and he fully clothed?????  And what was the point of the tire??? 

     

     
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    Baileyh    July 24, 2010   Vancouver

    @stephinPA: ohhh i barfed a little with the naked guy behind his naked preggers wife...sooo akward

     
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    ejs4y8    June 20, 2009  

    The second one from the bottom....omg i have tears coming out of my eyes. I'm disgusted and can't stop laughing simultaneously .

     
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    hrev2010    July 10, 2010   Des Moines, IA

    These are too funny!

     
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    ktisthatbees    May 1, 2011   Atlanta GA/Charleston SC

    OMG! my eyes! The naked guy who looks like he is doing his wife is just. . .wow no words.

    The handstand one is weird and yet incredibly impressive at the same time. I hope for the wife's sake he didn't have gas during this photo shoot. . .yikes

     
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    jo.lee    September 10, 2011   Indianapolis

    Ewww!!! Naked family photos are never, ever appropriate! I love what the blogger said about a baby bump not saving skeeviness.

     
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    MissFlipFlops    February 25, 2009  

     Wow just....wow. I feel a little weird because I couldn't stop looking at the mans butt under the ladys stomach! I was in a total "WTF?!" moment!

     I do really like the ballet one though =)

     
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    lezlers    April 3, 2011   California

    These are great.  I'm just trying to imagine the kind of thought process that resulted in the watermelon/gun pic. 

     
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    jayce    December 10, 2010  

    LOL!!! This made my morning. Thanks for the link, stephinPA!

    My hubby is friends with a couple who got awkward naked pregnancy portraits taken and posted them on facebook. Hubby, being the mature adult that he is, photoshopped some of their other friends' dorky looking faces onto the mom-and-dad-to-be's heads and reposted them. The pregnant friend was NOT impressed. :o But at least he didn't post them to one of these funny photo blogs, right? :p

     
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    stephinPA    October 29, 2010   Reading, PA

    @jayce: You're so welcome and am glad the link provided some laughs!

     
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    teaadntoast    04/23/2010   New York, NY

    I need to go lie down...

     
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    LoveliestLove    July 19, 2010  

    @stephinPA: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I KNOW I'M SO LATE ON THIS ONE BUT.....OMG....I cannot hepl myself.....wthheeeck were these people thinking?

    seriously in shock...

    Dh needs to see this...it'll probably scare him out TTC!

     

    Honestly...I don't know whether to be mad at you...because i will never be able to UNSEE what I just saw....or to love you because those were hilarrrious!!!! Thanks!!

     
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    HappilyEverAfter54    June 23, 2012   Central Pennsylvania

    WHOA!!!! Yeah totally awkward... When I was pregnant I put more clothes on than usual... 

     
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    vintagemodernbride    December 3, 2011   Texas

    wow to the christmas card and wow to the naked headstand. who in the world is this crazy to think that they look good? i've seen AMAZING half-naked pregnancy pics, but these are definitely on the lower rung of the ladder.

     
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    helenberrycrunch    January 1, 1992  

    OH MY GAWD. CAn't stop laughing!

     
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    LoveliestLove    July 19, 2010  

    @vintagemodernbride: handstand...ewewwwewww

     
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    natbug21    March 16, 2012   Destination wedding in New Orleans, LA

    @Belle2Be: haha oh my gosh how can you like the mirror one?! That was one of the creepiest ones!! It looked like her alternate self in mirror world had stolen her baby! lol

    Hand stand photo... pretty impressive but completely unnecessary lol

    People are honestly crazy! I always wonder if the people thought up these poses or the photographer... I can imagine telling my photog to shove it if they were like "ok now take off all your clothes and lay next to this old dirty tire and look lovingly into eachothers eyes" lol

     
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    HappilyEverAfter54    June 23, 2012   Central Pennsylvania

    LOL Do they frame these? Let their kids see them? 

     
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    natbug21    March 16, 2012   Destination wedding in New Orleans, LA

    @HappilyEverAfter54: haha apparently they send them out in their announcements and Christmas cards.... 

    Can you imagine walking into someones house and one of those pics is just hanging there in the entryway? Good god that would be awkward!

     
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    HappilyEverAfter54    June 23, 2012   Central Pennsylvania

    @natbug21: bwahaha yea I didn't read the captions just looked at the pictures but wow... Those peoples poor kids. When they are teens everyone will be like... hey you have to see this picture of your parents!

     
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    brideatbeach    June 4, 2011  

    Bahaha DH and I were laughing so hard we were crying the other night while looking at some Facebook pictures of a pregnant girl we know. Not trying to be mean, but seriously... they were so ridiculous! lol

     

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