Awkward/Funny/Cute things your SO does while sleeping?

posted 3 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

Sometimes when I have a nightmare, he reassures me in his sleep. I’ll think he’s awake at the time but in the morning he’ll have no memory of it and we’ll discover he was responding while still asleep!

Post # 4
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Worker bee
  • Wedding: July 2014

I remember when we were first staying over together he seemed to wake up early and told me “I thought I was a pencil”. I couldn’t stop laughing and woke him up and he had no idea why I was laughing so hard.

Post # 5
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

Cute: When I roll over, he subconsciencely pulls me in closer and kisses me on the back if the neck.. 🙂 he’s a snuggle bug and I love it.

 

funny: when he’s completely exhausted he sleeps with his mouth wide open

Post # 6
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Helper bee

@Chelwilly:  mine too! lol that’s how I know he’s really really tired haha

we don’t spend nights together but take naps from time to time, I am a big time cover hogger..oops! and he always just lets go of the blanket, I don’t know if it’s romantic or he gave up fighting for it lol

Out of nowhere sometimes he’ll wake up and start talking for a few seconds then goes back to sleep…I’ve only seen it a few times and think it’s funny, don’t know if I’d still think the same when we sleep together lol

Post # 8
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

sometimes he talks in his sleep. he’s jamaican and speaks in standard english with an accent when he’s awake but when he talks in his sleep, he speaks in patois. i used to think it was cute until i found myself having a hard time getting back to sleep because of his random yelling so now i just kick him and turn over lol

Post # 9
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: June 2014

FI talks in his sleep like no one I’ve ever met. Whenever he’s overtired, stressed, or had two or more beers, he’s a freaking blabber mouth. Usually it’s funny nonsense (“but the elephants NEED flowers for the dinner!”) but sometimes it’s mean stuff (“shut up you dumbass!”), which equally crack me up because it’s just so ridiculous.

 

He’ll also wake me up in his sleep sometimes shaking me to wake me up to ask a question that makes no sense “Ashley, when is dinner?!” and he has no recollection of in the morning.

 

He’s just a super heavy sleeper in general, so I guess he dreams heavy as well. I’ve caught him sleep walking once, ever, but it was easy to bring him back to bed. When he’s out of town for work he’ll frequently call me when he’s alseep though – that always freaks me out because I’m worried it’s an emergency and he needs 911 or something.

ETA: he also snuggles a ton and kisses me and tells me I’m beautiful. But the sleep talking and whatnot is way more entertaining and less barf-inducing.

Post # 10
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

Cute: I’m a restless sleeper so I will toss and turn through the night. This wakes him up and then he pulls me close and kisses me. Also, when he goes to bed before me, by the time I get in with him he kind of wakes up and kisses me goodnight and says he loves me. It’s so freaken cute, and then I feel guilty for waking him up.

Funny: He breaths weird. He seriously sounds like he’s drowning at times. He’ll be quiet and you can’t hear his breathing for a long time and then he’ll just gasp and breathe really deeply for a few minutes, and then the cycle repeats.

Awkward: He drools. A lot. No matter how he falls asleep or under which circumstances, there’s always a pile of drool by morning. When I’m sleeping I like to be close to him and I steal his pillows, so it’s happened so many times when I put my head down in a cold pile of spit. Ugh. So gross. But I still love him. 🙂

Post # 11
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

he mumbles stuff in his sleep sometimes. i can never understand what he’s saying. and he also likes to grab my boobs.

Post # 12
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2014

mine is a cutie… lately he’s been moaning in his sleep lol.  Not like, sexy moaning or hurt moaning… but he akes think moan/hum sound that sounds like he’s havinga nightmare or he’s scared.  Been doing it a lot lately.  I tell him when he wakes up but he says he isn’t having nightmares.

Also,  he likes to sleep face down, with his arms  out in front of him and both his head and his arms shoved under his pillow.  If he isn’t under his pillow, then he finds a second pillow and sandwiches his head between them.  He’s a little weirdo my hunny.  But he’s so freakin cute I can hardly stand it

Post # 13
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: April 2014

@SkinnyJeansLover:  He looks like he’s chewing or sucking in his sleep, like a little old man or a baby would do. He also talks gibberish a lot. And he will lift his head up (but keep his eyes closed) 3-4 times in the first 2-3 hours of sleep and say “Goodnight my love” then pucker up for a kiss. 🙂

 

Post # 14
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: April 2014

@blastkiss:  He has sleep apnea. I have it too. He needs to see a doctor. It can be very serious. Every time he stops breathing his brain is being deprived of oxygen.

ETA: I mean in referrence to the breathing. 

Post # 15
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

FI twitches a lot. Most of the time just certain body parts, like his legs, or arms, but sometimes his whole body twitches and it wakes me up. It’s kinda adorable, but isn’t it a sign of something bad/unhealthy? Does anyone know?

Also, he looks like a giant child when he sleeps, no matte what position he’s in. Maybe it’s because his eyes take up half his face so he’s naturally cute, and he sleeps with his mouth open, but he just looks so cute I just wanna pinch him sometimes 🙂

TMI:

We don’t like to fart in each other’s presence, so I think he holds them in all day, because he does these cute little toots in his sleep. Sometimes he’ll do a big one and it’ll wake him up. When he does this, he jerks awake and looks around like he’s confused and doesn’t know where he is, lol.

Also, we spoon basically all night (if it’s not hot), but we both toss and turn. We’re so in sync now that if one person turns over, it’s like the other person reads their mind and moves in unison, so we take turns being big spoon/little spoon.

Post # 16
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 2012

@jadlnc:  yes im glad you said this 

@blastkiss:  I second the sleep apnea. The gasping is because he stops breathing. Its a condition he 100% needs to see a doctor for. 

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