Weddingbee boards

SOOOO excited it's finally here. Out of town friends have all flown in and are waiting for me to get out of my half day at work. I'm not supposed to know but people have spilled the beans - they rented a beach house for the weekend and we're gonna go party down. So excited. Felt the need to share since clearly I cannot focus AT ALL at work today. Need to make sure I don't get sunburned/no tan lines, though. My mother will kill me since she thinks brides with strapless dresses and tan lines look like quote-unquote "beach trash" - I don't even know what that means but I do not want to deal with her wrath. I would get s**t for it for the next 2+ months, no joke. She's crazy.

LOL seriously I don't even know what "beach trash" means. I think fake-and-bake Snooki-style orange tan is way worse than tan lines. And they would fade by August. What can I say - the woman is a whack job. I bought a cute new bathing suit from JCrew that is a strapless one-piece so whatever, it will be fine. Also, I wear 50 SPF and sit under the umbrella because I am pasty and burn in like 5 seconds.