Post # 1
Whyyyy. So last weekend, SO and I were going to his place and as we walk up the driveway he feels spiderwebs all over him. When we get inside, I look and see with horror that a HUGE white spider is crawling across his chest! I start hoarse whispering “IT’S ON YOU!!!” and he flips out and WHACKWHACKWHACK instead of him just smashing it ON himself, he sends it FLYING through the air where it lands on ME!!
I started freaking out because I am inSANELY afraid of spiders, whisper-screaming and yelling “IT’SONMEITSONMEOHMYGODOHMYGODKILLITKILLIT” while slapping my arms and belly to smash it or fling it off me. Finally we see it on the ground and he stomped it.
We got to his room and tore off all our clothes and I’m like, still scratching and clawing my skin, pulling at it and trying really hard not to barf. I couldn’t relax the whole night and Mr. Bunny had to hold me to get me to sleep (awww).
But ever since… I have not been able to go to his house. I miss him but this spider fear is really paralyzing! I dunno what to do.
Post # 3
GAAAAAAAH. My skin crawls just reading this! No advice but just offering you a spider-free virtual hug!
Post # 4
ahaha that has happened many times.
One time i felt something move in my hair and FI said “There is a bee in your hair!!”
i ran around that kitchen swating my head like a lunatic!!
Post # 5
Shudder. This is how I feel about bees. I was sitting in a corner hiding from the bee that got in my house the other day because my FI wasn’t home to get rid of it.
Post # 6
ughhhh! every fall we get an influx of spiders in our house and i hate them hate them hate them!!! creepy crawly nasties! That is totally traumatizing. 🙁
Post # 7
eeeeeeeep. I HATE spiders… but not as much as my cousin, she was driving and actually saw a spider insider her car and freaked out so much she jumped a curb and hit a parked car (on its own driveway) ouch.
Hope that makes you feel better?
If not… I don’t blame you- I hate them too 🙁 and the white ones really ARE the grossest.
Post # 8
Now I’m freaking out everytime something touches me. I can’t even handle reading about spiders. I HATE THEM. My ex FI got bit by a spider and ended up in the hospital for a week, ever since I’ve been deathly afraid.
Post # 9
- Wedding: August 2013 - Brookfield Zoo
Ewwww yuck!! We have all these baby spiders showing up in our house right now too, recently I’m always freaking out about phantom crawlies on my skin. At least you caught it and killed it! Blagh!!
Post # 10
I HATE spiders! Totally know what you mean about the whisper-scream. I tend to make some shrill, girly EEEEEEEEEEEEE!! noise with my mouth closed cause I’m always scared it’ll jump in my mouth if I actually scream.
Post # 11
GAH. Spiders are evil. They try to eat you.
Post # 12
i hate spiders too!!! i would have freaked out but….
unless you fling them on eachother 🙂
Post # 13
@mayflowerbride13: I’ve been there. I got in the car one night years ago to drive to the Mr’s house which back then was a 30 minute drive. Anyway, I realize one of those BIG mosquitoes had gotten in with me, and I was screaming and crying and darting my car all over the place because it kept flying near me!! I couldn’t stop to kill it of course, because then 100 more would get in my car right? Blah.
Post # 14
Ohh I hate spiders. I once while driving jumped ONTO my seat..both feet up because a spider dropped down from above my head to the floor of my car. YUP and not to mention my mom was in the car with me, she hasnt drove in the car with me SINCE lol.
Post # 15
@Omgbunnies: I understand your phobia, me and FI went out to his parents hunting shack earlier in the summer. it was tick season, and boy were they bad, we each had about 20 on us, none latched on, thankfully. Before leaving the hunting shack we got them all off of us. Well on the drive home I found one on FI and got rid of it. The next day we killed one crawling on the floor by the couch. Needless to say I had just gotten over being afraid of being at his place in case we missed anymore, and then I found another one on him a week later. Ugh, took a long time for me to not check everything for ticks constantly after that.
Post # 16
@drummerbride: Oh god ticks. They’re like spiders but they actively want to EAT YOU!! I found a big one crawling up my lap while I was driving last June, and luckily by now I can safely pull over before flipping out! Blaahhhh it was so hard driving and going to that particular dog walk again.
But to find them CONSTANTLY like you? I’d be catatonic.