Post # 1
So I get up this morning and groggily stumble my way to the bathroom. I turn on the light, make my way over to the toilet, and am reaching for the seat (which DH has so thoughtfully left up) to put it down…when I see IT.
A fucking inch and a half long centipede, floating in our toilet.
HOW DID IT GET THERE? WHAT DOES IT WANT? IS THIS JUST A TEASER TRAILER FOR THE PLAGUES TO COME WHEN I GET LEFT BEHIND AFTER THE RAPTURE?
I don’t normally mind bugs, but coming upon them suddenly in your bathroom fixtures is never fun. This one took two flushes to disappear. And then I still had to use the toilet.
Anyone else have a WTF moment of mini heart attack goodness today?
Post # 3
OMG! That would freak me RIGHT OUT. Nothing freaky today for me.
Post # 5
O golly when you said IT I automatically thought Stephen King… I thought there was a flippin clown in your bathroom 😉 But yea… I HATE bugs!
Post # 6
@tranquility: bahahaha that is hilarious!
Post # 7
@tranquility: hahahahaha… OMG. That is hilarious. If only bugs could read…
Post # 8
I doubt it would bother me that much, but then… I live in a mountainous area, lol. Now, a spider or snake… that would be different!!!!
Post # 9
Yuck those things are so gross 🙁
Post # 10
O man, that’s NEVER fun to wake up to! So far I’ve been heart attack free although I may have jinxed myself by saying that…
@tranquility: HILARIOUS! I literally busted out laughing.
Post # 11
I had one a couple of days ago. I went to my parents house and they have a screened in porch. I opened the door of the porch so my dog could run in and out freely, came back into the porch and there it was. A snake. Right in my pathway to the door to the house. I wanted to just shut the door and run back inside, but the door wouldn’t shut. So after a few seconds of trying I made a run for it anyway (thank god my dog wasn’t off his leash yet) and got inside the house. The snake and I just stared at each other through the sliding glass door for like 10 minutes, as he stood in attack mode and was snapping at the air. Luckily I did leave that door open though b/c eventually he found his way to it and left the porch.
It was a very stressful time for me!
Post # 12
My heart attack for the morning –
What would you do? (long) bizarre family members
short version is family members we don’t like and aren’t invted to the wedding or even talk to submitted my engagment announcement to a newspaper without telling us. So yeah, we’re waiting to see what other fun stunts they have in store for the wedding.
@linguo42:but OMG I hate those things! I got up one morning and went out to my living room all sleepy, turned on the light and one of THOSE THINGS was on my ceiling! I had to swat it down with a fly swatter and IT CAN MOVE VERY FAST! I was literally screaming as I tried to kill it. Yeah. I wasn’t sleepy after that. The neighbors probably weren’t sleeping anymore either. And I was still living alone at time so I was freaked that there would be more.
Those and cockroaches I just cannot handle – and I’m a farm girl!
@tranquility: I love that sign!
Post # 13
dgjksal;kdgas that just gave me the heebie jeebies!
Post # 14
Eeeeeeeppp!! It didn’t happen this morning, but a few months ago I went to the ladies room in my office. I just was just about to sit down when a COCKROACH dropped from the ceiling, 2 inches in front of my face and scurried away.
I avoid that bathroom at all costs now.
Post # 15
I do not like bugs at all!!! ugh
Post # 16
Instead of squishing bugs and throwing them away, DH likes to pick them up and put them in the toilet. I have no clue why. I wake up to bugs in my toilet almost every day. :/