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    beexiong    July 3rd, 2010   Minnesota

    Just wanted to share a bee-related joke with the hive. :)

    A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. 

    The bee said, "What seems to be the problem?" 

    "I'm out of gas," the man replied. 

    The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

    "Try it now," said one bee.  

    The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. "Wow!" the man exclaimed, "what did you put in my gas tank"?  

    The bee answered,
    “Bee Pee.”

    Get it??  Hahahahahahahahaha!!!  :)

     
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    Miss Chocolate    July 24, 2010   Texas... Married in California

    That's awesome!! I needed that today ;]

    Thanks for sharing!

     
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    LittleSpitfire    9.25.10   nj

    LOVE it!!!

     
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    sewing    July 2010   SF Bay Area / Oahu

    hehehe, i get it! XD

     
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    okqueenbee    Dec 4, 2009   OKC

    I must be completely brain-dead.

    I don't get it :(

    I've sat here and tried to get it, but I still don't. Feel free to laugh, but please enlighten me while doing so.

     

     
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    Miss Biner    November 5, 2011  

    @okqueenbee, I was laughing at the joke.  And now I'm laughing at your post.  But completely understandable.  BP is a gas station.  (Maybe you don't have one in your area?)

    lol  Thanks for the laugh beexiong!

     
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    krissybee    October 15, 2011   :: chicago IL ::

    haha, i get it, i get it!

     
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    okqueenbee    Dec 4, 2009   OKC

    @ Miss Biner - OK. Nope. We don't have those! Phew! No wonder I didn't get it. I was feeling pretty stupid lol.

     

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