(Closed) Bees! Does anyone know any funny, short, clean jokes??

posted 6 years ago in DIY
Post # 3
2362 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: June 2010 - New York Botanical Garden

1. What did sushi A say to sushi B?


2. Which runs faster, hot or cold?

Hot! Everyone can catch a cold!

3. Person 1: What’s 5Q plus 5Q?

Person 2: TenQ?

Person 1: You’re welcome!

I have been a youth director/camp counselor for most of my life – I specialize in ice pop stick jokes :).

Post # 4
5075 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: October 2012

I’ve posted this before but it’s hilarious


Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One turns to the other and says “hey, does this taste funny to you?”  


a few more. .

what do you call two spiders that just got married?


why was 6 afraid of 7?

because 7 8 9


Post # 5
3886 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: September 2011

Q. Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

A. Because if it had 4, it’d be a chicken sedan!

Post # 6
198 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: August 2008

I love this joke:

What do you call an alligator in a vest?


An investigator!

Post # 7
6010 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: May 2009

What do you call a chicken crossing the road?

Poultry in motion!

What do you call a camel without any humps?


Post # 8
3182 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

Did you hear about the gay midget?  

He came out of the cabinet.

Okay that one might be a little inappropriate, but it cracks me up for some reason. 

Post # 10
5479 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 2012

Q-what does a ninja drink?

A- Wataaaaah!



Post # 11
269 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2012

What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?


Post # 12
878 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

What’s brown and sticky?

A STICK! (Bet you had a dirty mind and were thinking poop!)


(FI’s favorite!)

What’s blue and smells like red paint?


Post # 13
735 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

How did the farmer’s wife get the chickens in to the pot?

She told them it was a chicken jacuzzi.


What do you call a zipper on a banana?

A fruit fly.

(My mother teaches elementary school.  Theses are some of her favorites)

Post # 14
7779 posts
Bumble Beekeeper

What is a prehistoric monster called when it sleeps?

A dinosnore!


What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch?

Chicken Spocks!


How do we know the Earth won’t come to an end?

Because it’s round!


What do you call a lion who wears an ascot?

A dandelion!


Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted both, he would fall over!

Post # 15
6998 posts
Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2011

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

I apologize, I am a little horse!…


Post # 16
7653 posts
Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: July 2012

Why do people become bakers?

Because they knead the dough


What’s a dentists favorite time of day?


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