Post # 1
I’m throwing a surprise engagement party for our friends today and everyone is supposed to be here in less than an hour. The couple that got engaged just text me saying they don’t feel good and aren’t coming!!! What should I do???? I already got a cake for them and a bunch of food and everything is all set up!
Post # 3
Text them back and be like “get over here!” Tell them you promise they’ll feel better once they get there.
Post # 4
Oooh shit, yeah text them an tell them to come oer, if they still resist you may just have to tell them why it’s important that they come.
Post # 5
OMG tell them to stop being pansies and get their butts over there asap, you have a special surprise waiting for them and they better come.