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    newname_99    March 9, 2013  

    ages ago i read on a website (cant remember which, something cosmopolitan like with sex tips im sceptical about,) about champagne blow jobs. or other fizzy drinks...the point being the bubbles feel good or something (i guess they say champagne for the luxury angle, as opposed to say..apple tango)

    and for some reason, its popped it into my head this morning. logistically...how would you get it in your mouth with out essentially spitting/leaking champagne everywhere?

    does it work, or is it just page filling rubbish from people who need to get their word count up? anyone tried it? 

    im intrigued about the logistics. though realistically, if i had champagne id savor it rather than trying to involve it in sex play. and caffiene free diet coke, (my day to day drink of choice) doesnt have the same ring to it

     
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    mypinkshoes    April 28, 2012   mexico/ontario

    @newname_99:  i haven't heard of it but i can imagine the sensation for the man. i suppose you would only have a small amount in your mouth (champagne that is).

    i wonder if pop rocks would have the same effect?? lol

     
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    WillyNilly    August 11, 2012   Seattle, WA

    @newname_99:  Cosmo will make up anything to sell a mag. Logistically, movement would 'disturb' the co2 and you would probably end up leaking it all over his crotch. Plus, why would you want to waste champagne?

    I remember when I was a teen and altoids first came out, and suddenly they were the new sex toy. 

     
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    HisNightOwl2014    April 26, 2014   Wedding Bliss

    @newname_99:  wow sounds sexy to me you just gave me an idea for our honeymoon ; )

     
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    AB Bride    June 25, 2011   Canada

    lol I clicked on this thread and then realized that champagne might not actually be champagne.  I am relieved to hear that is what it was!

     
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    newname_99    March 9, 2013  

    @WillyNilly:  im not even sure what altoids are, now im a bit curious. but i agree, i dont think id want to waste the champagne!

    i swear these articles make me feel like i should always be doing something more!

     

    @AB Bride:  im now curious what you think it meant!!

    @mypinkshoes:  i honestly think pop rocks would probably scare my fi's into hiding haha

     
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    AB Bride    June 25, 2011   Canada

    @newname_99:  I had a sudden horrible thought this might be related to golden showers lol

    If you want to give it a try, use club soda.  Then at least you don't have to worry about the spills!

     
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    Aquababes        London, UK

    @newname_99:  Have tried it and it works! Lukewarm water can also do the trick. And yes, it spills out slowly but I'm told that gives an amazing sensation. Trick is to take just a little bit in your mouth at a time. Let us know if you try!

     
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    Aquababes        London, UK

    @AB Bride:  I know! Boy was I bummed when I first read up 'golden shower' expecting it to be champagne...poor me was just 17! It grossed the hell out of me...still does.

     
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    DeathByDesign    February 18, 2012  

    idk sounds like a really dumb idea to me lol. 

     
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    newname_99    March 9, 2013  

    @AB Bride:  i love it, a budget version!!!

    i might give it a try. fi rather enjoyed the 'eat lots of pineapple and see if it affects taste' experiment, so i think he'd be up for it!

     
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    MrsPuddingface    September 15, 2012   Canada

    @AB Bride:  OMG....BAHAHAHAHA. Also the first thing that popped into my mind.....and yet I still clicked on the thread :|

    I can't stand champagne - I'd rather just have a plain old dick in my mouth. ;)

    (well, maybe not an OLD dick)

     
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    fivedogsrule    June 28, 2013   Maine ~ Getting married in Belize

    @MrsPuddingface:  lol..old dick....

    We've tried pop rocks and he wasn't crazy about them.  What he loves are ice cubes in my mouth.  

     
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    kerpao    April 2, 2015   Ontario, Canada

    pop rocks were awful!! awkward and sticky! good laugh though.

     
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    pinkgreenandyellow    October 13, 2013   Michigan

    @mypinkshoes:  Haha pop rocks! Think you just gave me a great idea for a prank on my FI lol love it!

     
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    mypinkshoes    April 28, 2012   mexico/ontario

    @fivedogsrule:  i was just kidding about the pop rocks but now i know not to try it.  i too love the ice cube.

     

    @pinkgreenandyellow:  let me know how it turns out.  i would love to tease my dh with that.

     
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    Liss13        Dundalk, Maryland

    @AB Bride:  haha me too!!

     
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    S2013    January 1, 2013   Online

    Honestly, I don't even understand how that would work. I mean, you could certainly keep your lips very tight (as you should) so the champagne wouldn't come out all over his lap but IDK.

    He'd probably prefer that you just pour some champagne down your chest, either topless or in a white t :)

     

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