cant believe im asking this…but champagne blow job?

posted 2 years ago in Intimacy
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: April 2012

@newname_99:  i haven’t heard of it but i can imagine the sensation for the man. i suppose you would only have a small amount in your mouth (champagne that is).

i wonder if pop rocks would have the same effect?? lol

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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

@newname_99:  Cosmo will make up anything to sell a mag. Logistically, movement would ‘disturb’ the co2 and you would probably end up leaking it all over his crotch. Plus, why would you want to waste champagne?

I remember when I was a teen and altoids first came out, and suddenly they were the new sex toy. 

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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: January 2011

lol I clicked on this thread and then realized that champagne might not actually be champagne.  I am relieved to hear that is what it was!

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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: January 2011

@newname_99:  I had a sudden horrible thought this might be related to golden showers lol

If you want to give it a try, use club soda.  Then at least you don’t have to worry about the spills!

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Helper bee

@newname_99:  Have tried it and it works! Lukewarm water can also do the trick. And yes, it spills out slowly but I’m told that gives an amazing sensation. Trick is to take just a little bit in your mouth at a time. Let us know if you try!

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Helper bee

@AB Bride:  I know! Boy was I bummed when I first read up ‘golden shower’ expecting it to be champagne…poor me was just 17! It grossed the hell out of me…still does.

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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: February 2012

idk sounds like a really dumb idea to me lol. 

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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

@AB Bride:  OMG….BAHAHAHAHA. Also the first thing that popped into my mind…..and yet I still clicked on the thread :|

I can’t stand champagne – I’d rather just have a plain old dick in my mouth. ;)

(well, maybe not an OLD dick)

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Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

@MrsPuddingface:  lol..old dick….

We’ve tried pop rocks and he wasn’t crazy about them.  What he loves are ice cubes in my mouth.  

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Busy bee

pop rocks were awful!! awkward and sticky! good laugh though.

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