(Closed) Childbirth Encouragement Phrases

posted 6 years ago in Pregnancy
Post # 3
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: April 2012

I think I’d shoot DH if he said this stuff!

Post # 4
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2013 - An amazing non-profit retreat

ditto.

Post # 5
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: February 2010

@Mrs Sarah McK:  ah! you are very good at that? superb? 

I would growl at DH like a bear if he said these things…I just want him there saying “i’m right here if you need me”. That’ll do:)

Post # 6
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

I would have choked someone if most of these phrases were said to me when I was in labor.

Post # 8
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

I really like #77….I think he’d need to be in the hospital next LOL

Post # 9
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Helper bee

In our baby class the instructor said, “now is not the time for humor” about birthing. I thought that phrase was funny for some reason. She’s right though. THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE FUNNY!

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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: December 2011

Oh wow. Whenever we have kids, DH might die if he says this stuff. He is also a goofball so he may be in trouble anyway ๐Ÿ˜›

Post # 11
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

What about “Push ’em out, shove ’em out, waaaay out!”?

Post # 14
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: May 2010

We received a similar list in our Elementary Education classes. I believe this list is for school teachers. ๐Ÿ™‚

Post # 15
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2012

@furtureffcaptwife:  Haha yes! 77 stuck out to me too! So funny!!

Post # 16
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: June 2011

Couldn’t have done it better myself.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Damn straight, buster!

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