(Closed) Church cleavage vs Porn cleavage

posted 8 years ago in Dress
Post # 3
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2010

I think my man would cry if I covered them up like that…maybe that is why we aren’t doing a church πŸ˜‰

But then again he has been known to just grab them in public so I’m not sure if I have an appropriate opinion (even tho I shoo him away) πŸ™‚

I have a lot of cleavage and have a sweetheart neckline so the girls are going to be out in full force, but then again they usually are.

I guess what I’m trying to say, is I’m not adding extra fabric πŸ™‚

Post # 4
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Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2009

I feel a little too “on display” anytime i’m in church because my boobs are just super in your face. DH calls them porn star boobs….thanks for implying they’re fake. Sigh. I probably woulda just let them be in their glory, LOL. But yeah there is a line between appropriate cleavage and porn star super cleavage =].

Post # 5
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3979 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: January 2012

I’m sporting B cups over here… I wish I had this problem! lol

Post # 6
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2010

You gotta do what you gotta do! lol, for real, though, I feel your pain. I looked down today at dinner and realized that I probably should wear a tank top under the new shirt I wore today… le sigh, sometimes I’d like to not worry about it!

Post # 7
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: June 2010 - Ceremony - First United Methodist Church; Reception - My parents' house!

What, you don’t want to be slutty bride on your wedding day? Shame! lol

 

I always laugh so hard at the bridal ads where they have GIANT FAKE BOOBS and are total slut-brides. I’m sure you weren’t in that category though, madam. :p

Post # 8
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Bumble Beekeeper

@Recessionista – I’m sporting A cups, so I feel your pain! The thought of a lowcut dress terrifies me, because usually when I wear lowcut stuff, it either 1) doesn’t stay where it ought to, because there’s nothing there to hold it in place, or 2) ends up showing off my bellybutton anytime my posture isn’t great, because there’s nothing there to block the view.

Sigh. I’ll be looking into dresses I can bend over in without exposing myself. Like, ones with straps and necklines and lots of coverage.

Post # 9
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666 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: March 2010

I’m considering covering up.  I really don’t want to alter my dress that much though.  I like it the way it is.  I’m going to wait until all the other alterations are done before I decide to put some netting over the cleavage.  I’m still hoping I won’t need it.

Post # 10
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11327 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2011

i have accepted that i will need this done. My boobs cannot be contained.

Post # 11
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: October 2010

Try having nice, decent church cleavage in your BM dress, trying it on several times with no issues. …A week later you throw on the dress on her wedding day and holy gazungas! It’s obviously that time of the month, because where did these bad boys come from?!

Yeah, felt SLIGHTLY guilty sporting the porn cleavage, but what can you do? Luckily the bride thought it was hilarious. PHEW!

Post # 12
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Bumble Beekeeper

whoops, sorry for the double post, my internet had a hiccup. why isn’t there a way to delete posts?

Post # 13
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: January 2012

@daydream: I’ve stuffed w/ those fake silicone “cutlets” (blech!) Sometimes a small chest has its advantage because I can get away with more dresses & clothing… but yeah. Cleavage is non-existant in my world too!! I’m looking forward to pregnancy so I can have a big boob experience for once in my life lol.

Post # 14
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523 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2010

I have a feeling no matter what I do, I will be the slutty bride, I’ve been called porn star boobs as well.  It just doesn’t’ matter, fabric over them and OMG those are sweater puppies, v-neck and holy cow it’s feeding time.  I’ve just accepted that they are out there for the world to see.

Even in a football jersey I have issues with them. Unless I want be sporting a sports bra and even then I can’t see over them.  But can you imagine a lovely huge sports bra underneath a delicate dress? LOL

I’ve just accepted that the boobs are going to prevalent in the pictures and the day.

Post # 15
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2015

I second you, RB. Someday I wanna know what it feels like to have big boobs! as a B too, I will be praying for some church cleavage going on when I walk down the aisle!

Post # 16
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Newbee
  • Wedding: July 2009

I almost didn’t buy “THE Dress” because it had a v-neck, but I decided in the end I had to have it. Then I considered having it altered but it didn’t seem like the girls were falling out that bad, so I took a chance and let them go free.  Most of the wedding photos came back with just a teensy bit of cleavage, but for a couple I was like “Whoa! Someone probably should have mentioned I was flashing the preacher.” πŸ™‚  Oh well.

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