(Closed) Confessions…I can't be the only one!

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Post # 3
158 posts
Blushing bee

Haha this made me laugh! But I totally know what your going through!! I have lived with my bf for 3 years already…3 years!! and I still cant get past it. lol. The way I look at it is that there are some things that he doesnt need to know/witness. Although I sometimes wish I could just get past it. However, I would be extremely embarassed if he walked into the washroom after me lol..he does not need to know about that stuff!! lol

Post # 4
176 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: June 2016

LOL, love this! I have been there πŸ™‚ I am totally shy about poop- he on the other hand is not, so that has made it easier to deal with, but I still get embarrassed. I really have no advice…he just laughs at me when I get all shy about it lol

Post # 5
77 posts
Worker bee
  • Wedding: December 2012

LOL, this made me laugh!  I felt that way at first. we have been together for 3 years and married since December 2012. i was really shy about it at first, but after awhile i would just get to the point where i couldn’t hold it anymore!!  I’ve always had a problem in the “poop” area since i was a kid so i don’t go often, but when it hits me i have to go now!  I would always try to be quiet or go outside if i had to fart but it slipped one day and it was so loud!  when we moved in together i would wait until he left for work or something and then go.  Or i would go to my mom’s (they live in the same town).  We talked about it one day and he asked me if i had heard of a book called “Everybody Poops” and i was like “really?”  but if you look on amazon or google it there is indeed a book!  now we are so comfortable around each other he will call or text me when he is doing it if he needs something…..i just tell him to call me when he is done and remember to spray!!  LOL

Post # 6
4321 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

When you’re like me and you have IBS, not doing it around when he’s in the house is physically impossible. We both have a few toiletry items we try to take care of in private, but sharing a small apartment made me get over that particular one fast. Luckily, Darling Husband knows how sensitive I am about it and I mostly have in under control now.

Post # 7
1011 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

@SweetMelissa429:  Don’t worry about it! If you feel self-conscious, use a downstairs bathroom, or make sure you have a can of air freshener. If you do stink up the bathroom, just walk out, laugh, and say “I wouldn’t go in there for a bit if I were you” and leave it at that. He should get the hint!

And for what it’s worth, I absolutely cannot STAND using public restrooms. Hearing other people around me while trying to go something other than pee is nerve-wracking and anxiety-filled for me. Although one time I was in a public bathroom, heard a pair of women walk in and one goes “ugh, what IS that??” and I had to fight the giggles (so wrong, I know). πŸ™‚

Post # 9
1362 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2014

I secretly carry a stash of matches with me whenever I go lol he unfortunately could care less and it is something that should be kept a secret until there is no other choice!!!

Post # 11
3147 posts
Sugar bee

Umm…I was married before for 3 years and my ex husband never heard me pass gas (even though he has accused me of doing this while I am asleep) nor have I ever gone to the bathroom with him in the same area (although he’s been in the same house obviously since we lived together).  With Fiance, it will be the same.

Yes, I know this is absolutely ridiculous but I will still refuse to do otherwise.

Post # 13
1578 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2013 - Country Club

Ha. When I fart, my Fi will look at me with this hurt expression and say, “…girls don’t do that.” I laugh and tell him to get over it. I mean, I go out of my way to NOT fart in front of him (because I feel totally embarassed!) but sometimes you can’t help it.


Also, I’m getting married in Alcoa! Which is near Knoxville. πŸ™‚

Post # 14
4496 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

My mom has been remarried for 10 years and is still anxious about this!! One year my parents and my Fiance and I all went on a cruise together and my mother would run down the hall to our cabin to use our bathroom instead of her own just because my stepdad was there, hahaha. My stepdad always tells her, ‘don’t be ridiculous. No one has rose-scented turds.” I have been with my Fiance for 12 years (high school sweethearts) and still have never (that I know of) passed gas in front of him.

Post # 15
503 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: February 2014

I never pooped at his house before I moved in… I tried to avoid doing it when he was home at first, but 3-4 days after I moved in I got a BAD stomach virus and well I didn’t have any choice, haha. After 3 days of having it coming out of both ends (disgusting, I know) pretty much all bets were off, lol.

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