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My FIL got a guy's inital tattooed in the shape of a butterfly on her hip.....they aren't together.
She cheated on him (b/c she thought someone else was cuter) I think and now has someone else's baby (then thought of telling the tattoo guy that it was his b/c he would have taking care of it better even though he knew it wasn't, the kid looks exactly like the dad).
Long story crazy. Stupid.
@helenberrycrunch: I suppose he would be a dog LOL... mostly like a chihuahua. Tons of bark, and no bite :p
My story is similar. . I at one point did some plus size modeling and did a pin-up style shoot. He loved everything that was 1950's based, so I asked the photographers for one of the pictures for him as a gift. He loved it so much and he hung it up in his living room, which was a little strange, but still cool. Well we broke up and about a year later got back together. A about a week into that he came home with a tattoo. There I was right on his arm. He had that picture tatooed on his body. So every one he dates now gets to actually see me all the time :) I couldn't imagine.
@mwitter80: OMG!!! I wonder what he tells them?!? I think a picture is soooo much more.... I dunno.... final. Geez Louise... Major FAIL
@lwilliams107: After the tatoo, we did end up getting engaged, but obviously I broke it off. So from what our mutual friends tell me, he's really honest about it. He tells them I broke his heart and stuff. awkward.
I dated a guy in high school for two years and broke it off before I left for college because I knew he wasn't the one and I wanted to experience college independently and not with a boyfriend back home. We were in really different places, I was 18 and he was 22 (my parent's were okay with the relationship because they had known him since he was a kid), anyways, he recently got married and PMed me on facebook with the link to his wedding pictures and said "This could have been you." Implying that I was missing out because I'm not married yet and he got married first. Even more awkward is he married a girl from my high school class. I know who I'm going to be avoiding at my reunions...
This didn't happen to me but my friend...
My friend was dating this girl for about 2 months. None of us really liked her because she was a little nuts (like jealous of his daughter because he loved his daughter type of nuts). Well one day she gets it in her head that if she tattoos his name into wedding vows on her side he will love her forever. About two hours after she tattooed the wedding vows with his name inthem he dumped her because again its alittle bit nuts to tattoo someones name on yourself after only dating for two months. Yeah that was a fun situation for him.
My ex was Presbyterian, I'm Catholic. We eventually broke up because of the difference (the things he said against my beliefs were UGLY). He had bought an engagement ring, but thankfully never proposed. We broke up in May...come August, he started hanging out at the Catholic Student Center at my university. Very strange considering he supposedly hated Catholics, was no longer a student and at 27, was significantly older than anyone else there. By April, he had converted to Catholicism. I still to this day (four years later) wonder if he did it for the right reasons...
I've got a crazy story [kind of long]. When I was about 19, I had this really controlling boyfriend, Ken. I was getting ready to break up with him when I met this other guy named Lance. I had been trying to let Ken down easy, breaking up with him by degrees. Not smart in hindsight.
One night, Lance and I had been hanging out (strictly platonic-we didn't even kiss), having one of those marathon conversations when you're first totally infatuated with someone and can talk all night. We were at my house and about 1 am, Ken calls and asks me to come over, which was an odd request that he's never made before. I tell him no, it's too late. Twenty minutes later I hear his car pull up (it was an Audi and the engine has a very distinctive sound).
Oh shit! Lance and I look at each other in a total panic. Should he run out the back? No time-the back gate's locked! I shove him in my brother's closet. I answer the door and Ken pushes past me, asking me "where is he?" I'm playing it cool though. I tell him that no one is here, that he's crazy. He goes tearing through the house and all the while I'm like, "C'mon let's just get out of here and go to your house", trying to distract him. Well, he gets to my brother's room, the last one he hasn't searched, and opens one side of the closet door (it was one of those bi-fold doors) and now I'm panicking. But I still maintain calm. What can I do at this point anyway? Just pray. lol
And they were really answered this time. Ken had opened only one side of the closet, fortunately not the side Lance was hiding in. Thank God. Really. lol Because that's when he finally turns away from the closet agrees to leave to go to his house. I have no choice but to lock Lance in the house (he had to jump the fence to get out). I broke up with Ken for good the next day.
This was truly like something out of a movie. And I really should have gotten an Academy Award for my acting that night. I have never had to think so quickly on my feet-fear is obviously a great motivator. lol Things could have gone all kinds of wrong (as it was they almost got into a fistfight a few weeks later. Boys! lol)
Wow! I would never ever tattoo someone's full name on my body. We were thinking about doing our first initials after the wedding, but now we are leaning more towards a symbol.
The only crazy thing I have is after Mr. Tattoo and I broke up the first time (21) I was in bed with another guy and called out Mr. Tattoo's name when I came. ha ha ha. I haven't seen that guy since.
My friend has a tattoo on her ass that says "propery of XXXToddXXX" with a pair of lips under it. Yeah, they broke up 2 months later and she refuses to do the doggy style position with anyone unless it's in the dark and she won't turn her back to anyone while she's naked.
One of my best friends has hr EXs name on her hip when she found out she was pregnant (the relationship was already basicly gone) she desided to name her little boy the same name so that way she would feel stupid the rest of her life for having his name on her..
But he has her name written atleast 3 times that i know of and has her face tattooed on him... lol
My ex fiancee went to jail after we had been togther 3 months. He kept writing me in jail saying he had a surprise for me and he couldn't wait to get out for me to see it. Well the day he got out, he met me at my house and we went back to his. He pulls off his shirt and he got my full name (Shayona) across his shoulder blades. A few months after that, he tattooed "Shay" over his heart. Not to mention that he already had his ex's name "Kerri" on his leg with a chinese symbol for love. We broke up a few months later and I guess he got it removed now. Idiot, lol.
I love my FH with all my heart but I will NEVER EVER get a name tattooed on me. Maybe a symbol of our love. Right now we have matching tattoos that say 831.Its out little secret
@mwitter80:OMG! He can probably say , "Oh, it's some pinup model, isn;t she gorgeous" and the other ladies may never know.
This thread is hiliarious.
@Miss Tattoo:Hahha, too much!
This is one of the best threads I've ever read! Haha! Love it! And I personally would NEVER EVER get ANYONE'S name tattooed on my body... unless they have passed away. My philosophy is that if they are still on this earth, they can still make you mad. If they aren't, more than likely they can't make you mad. I usually have some other "choice" words in my philosophy but I didn't want to offend anyone! lol I don't know how many guys have tried to convince me to get their name tattooed on me. I consider it bad luck for relationships...
My high school boyfriend was a friggin nutjob but I was young and in "like" with him so I saw past all the crazy shit. He had so many enormous red flags that looking back, I can't believe I actually dated him.
We'll start with the fact that he thought he could heal people. I had kept this gem from my friends in an attempt to spare my dignity. Well, that was until "the healer" and I were hanging out with 2 of my good friends and their boyfriends and I mentioned that I had heart burn. "The healer" dropped everything (we were mid conversation) and hovered his hands over my chest while "hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmming" for a good minute and rocking back and forth. My friends just about lost it. I had to actually pretend that he healed me to get him to stop. He acted as if nothing weird had happened and went right back to our conversation. We called it a night soon after.
His other delightful trait was his ability to bust out "Piano Man" whenever he felt the urge. We were driving to dinner with my parents when he just started singing. LOUDLY. I was humiliated and my parents were freaked out. We broke up a few days later.
He mildly stalked me for a few months after that but then I guess he found a new "patient".
Best. Thread. EVER. (or at least one of 'em!)
I've got no weird stories, but I LOVE reading these!!!
An acquaintance of mine has a B on one bumcheek, and a B on the other bumcheek.
Any guesses as to her husband's name??
craziest thing i can think of (and its not THAT crazy) is that i have a little heart tattooed on my hip. when i was fooling around with an ex years ago, it was dark, and he said he saw the tatto and thought it was some huge mole!
@PutABirdOnIt: That's just grand!
This thread is just great. I wasn't having the best day and this cheered me right up! haha.
@lwilliams107: my high school BF did the same thing!!!
We were together for three months when, without telling me, he tattooed my name on his calve. OMG I freaked out on him Who does that? We were together for about two years but I ended up breaking up with him because I outgrew the relationship. The sad thing is, I never thought that it was forever, it was just for right now. I guess he thought it was forever.
Sometime after we broke up he got another tattoo to cover up my name BUT you could still my name bleed through.
Guys are idiots!
I think tatooing an SO name on you is just foolish. The only ones that gets that privilege are Parents, Children and RIP dedications.
When I was 20 I had been seeing a guy who worked in an office down the hallway for about 9 months, things hit a horrible patch, he was caught cheating. Anyway, I dumped him when I found out and every day he would call my extension all day long apologizing and wanting to see me. Usually I just hung up on him but one day I put the phone on mute and forwarded the call to the VP (owner's daughter).
Teehee.
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When I was 18-19yrs old I was dating this guy who got my name in HUGE (ENGLISH) letters tattooed on his arm. Well, he cheated on me while I was out of town (more than once) and when I found out, needless to say he got DuMpedD!...I wonder if every girl he dates now has to have the same name as me LMBO... can you say awkward?!?
Tell me a funny/awkward/weird/strange thing you've done or been through with an ex.