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    My family know that I am notorious for loving corny jokes.  If there's a pun out there, I wanna hear it!  LOL  Well my SIL told the funniest joke today, and I wanted to share with you guys!

    Q: Why does Snoop Doggy Dog carry an umbrella?

    A: Fo' Drizzle.

    Tongue out

    Any great jokes you guys wanna share with the Hive?

     
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    JoesWifey    May 24, 2009   NYC/Wedding in Indiana

    ha!! I unfortunately can't think of any off the top of my head because I can never remember them, but I wanted to reply to this cause I want to see the responses

     

    hehehehe fo drizzle. It's even funnier when you say it out loud :D

     
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    bobbypinpearls    July 17, 2010   Arkansas

    ha ha I love that! I too enjoy the cornier side of like, even a few of those cheesy pick up lines lol 

    oh no! I can't think of any jokes!! my brain is on sleep mode!

     
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    azula    February 27, 2010  

    My husband's 10-year-old niece (who was jr bridesmaid at our wedding) told me the most hilariously corny joke I've ever heard.

    Q: Why do seagulls never fly over a bay?

    A: Because then they'd be bay-gulls.

    (sound it out... bay-gulls... bagels.... lol!)

     
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    jgibso27    May 21, 2011   Thousand Oaks, CA

    Q: Why do sharks swim in saltwater?

    A: Cause if they swam in pepperwater, they'd sneeze!

     

    Knock, Knock

    Who's there

    Tank

    Tank Who?

    You're welcome!

     
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    HAHA!

    How do you catch a unique rabbit?

    U-nique up on it...

     

    How do you catch a tame rabbit?

    Tame way!

     
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    ablossoms    april or may 2009  

    Why did the orange get fired from the juicing company? 

    It couldn't concentrate.  :0)

     

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