(Closed) Corny jokes

posted 8 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 3
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Buzzing bee

ha!! I unfortunately can’t think of any off the top of my head because I can never remember them, but I wanted to reply to this cause I want to see the responses

 

hehehehe fo drizzle. It’s even funnier when you say it out loud 😀

Post # 4
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: July 2010

ha ha I love that! I too enjoy the cornier side of like, even a few of those cheesy pick up lines lol 

oh no! I can’t think of any jokes!! my brain is on sleep mode!

Post # 5
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: February 2010

My husband’s 10-year-old niece (who was jr bridesmaid at our wedding) told me the most hilariously corny joke I’ve ever heard.

Q: Why do seagulls never fly over a bay?

A: Because then they’d be bay-gulls.

(sound it out… bay-gulls… bagels…. lol!)

Post # 6
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: May 2011

Q: Why do sharks swim in saltwater?

A: Cause if they swam in pepperwater, they’d sneeze!

 

Knock, Knock

Who’s there

Tank

Tank Who?

You’re welcome!

Post # 8
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Newbee
  • Wedding: December 1969

Why did the orange get fired from the juicing company? 

It couldn’t concentrate.  :0)

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