Post # 1
The rules are simple. The person who posted before you makes a wish, then you corrupt it!
EG: Person 1: I wish I was in the Bahamas
Person 2: GRANTED! But while in the Bahamas there is a Catergory 5 hurricane.
Let’s Go Bees, Grant and corrupt wishes !
I wish I didn’t have work tomorrow.
Post # 3
Granted! But you will have to work Saturday.
I wish I won the lottery!
Post # 4
Granted! If fact it was worth $ 2 billion. But you only get to spend $1 a day.
Come on Bees Let’s Grant and corrupt hopeful dreams!
I wish I had a pool to swim in right now!
Post # 5
Granted! But your pool overflowed and destroyed your neighbor’s basement. Now there’s a lawsuit.
I wish I had a great job.
Post # 6
@bunnyharriet: A great job you shall have…. as a mortician.
I wish I was in Dixie Land, hooray, hooray!
Post # 7
@StuporDuck: Granted! However, you have time-traveled as well and are directly in the path of Sherman’s March to the Sea.
I wish my house was clean.
Post # 8
Granted! Your house will be cleaned, but you must clean it every 5 hours.
I wish I had a hair stylist.
Post # 9
Granted, but you don’t get to decide how she styles your hair. She makes all the decisions!
I wish my work presentation for tomorrow would just finish itself.
Post # 10
Granted! But a kid put it together!
I wish i didn’t have to study for my test thursday and still get an A!
Post # 11
Granted! You will get an A on your test, but fail your final which is majority of your grade.
I wish I could sleep.
Post # 12
Granted! But somebody cellophaned you to your bed, forgot you there, and now you’re screaming for someone to come help-and you’re nude.
I wish I had a big, friendly dog.
Post # 13
Granted! But the dog gets bigger every day ( think clifford haha)
I wish this work week was over already!
Post # 14
Granted! But it’s over because you lost your job.
I wish I was on my honeymoon.
Post # 15
Granted! And so is the rest of your family, but not your husband.
I wish I had a lot of money.
Post # 16
Granted! You have a lot of money, but now have a gambling addiction.
I wish I lived in Italy.