Post # 1
The funny stories people have to tell you about the next morning! I once apparently begged Fiance to bring me a Checkers burger and fries, then cried when he came back with them because I didn’t feel well enough to eat. Usually, I just fall asleep.
His is better though. If he drinks enough beer (which since he’s realised, he doesn’t do anymore. Liquor now. 😛 ), then dozes off, he is gone when he wakes up. One time I was trying to convince him to get in bed, and he said, “You’re not even Sweetpea.” I was like, what? And he was like, “No, she’s here,” and grabbed the sleeve of the jacket draped on his desk chair. “This is Sweetpea.” *Shakes jacket sleeve* “She’s not usually so…*shakes sleeve again.*” I busted out laughing. Then of course, he got upset that this stranger was laughing at him in front of his GFsleeve and went to bed. I told him about it the next morning, and he called me Jacketsleeve for months.
Mind, these stories are from college. Don’t want y’all thinking we party like that on a regular basis. Haha.
Post # 3
This was sooo many years ago. I had been drinking tequila all night (they literally fireman carried me out of the bathroom to do more shots, um who does that?). We used to always go to Denny’s after the bar closed and we always had a huge group. For some reason, I thought it was a good night to practice my roping skills inside the restaurant. Apparently, I didn’t think the waitress was getting to me fast enough, so I roped her and pulled her over. I got applause from the packed restaurant and stood on the chair to take a bow and almost fell off. Needless to say, my friends took me out to the truck to pass out (I wasn’t driving). OMG, I can’t even believe I did that. Luckily she was our regular waitress so I didn’t get kicked out, just super embarrassed the next day. Boy did she get a huge tip out of me the next time we went in there.
Post # 4
During a tequila shot bender with my cousins, I was so drunk that I tried climbing the walls and then I rubbed a sandwich all over my face because I thought it was a damp washcloth they brought me to cool myself down.
At FI’s 24th bday party, (a kegger with a bottle of whiskey of course,) almost an hour after everyone had left, he was puking his guts out in the back yard and was waving and telling his guests “Thanks for coming!” It was so hilarious. 😀