Cute/Funny Things your SO does while sleepy or sleeping.

posted 3 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
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1148 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2011

My husband sometimes looks at me and smiles stupidly (a druken-like smile) and then falls back asleep.

 

I had an ex one time that I was attempting to wake up to tell him to move on his side of the bed, and here was our conversation:

Me – Hey, Tom [not his name], can you scoot over?

Tom – I won’t be mad if you just give me the dinosaur bones.

Me – What?

Tom – Just give me the dinosaur bones and I’ll stop being mad!

We had a good laugh about it the next day. Guess he was dreaming that he was an archeologist.

Post # 4
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: April 2013

@RockyTop15:  About a month ago I was busy working on the pc and it was late. My husband was asleep in bed. Anyway, he opens his eyes, points at the ceiling and says, “What’s that?” I look up and see nothing. He keeps pointing to it so I go over to the bed and stare at the ceiling thinking it’s a spider or something.

 

He then says, “It looks like curly pasta.”

Me: “Huh?”.

Him: “Don’t worry, it’s very thinly sliced pasta.”

He then closed his eyes.

I was like “Whaaa???”

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