Post # 1
I just thought this might be a fun board to see if any of you guys have fun names for hanky-panky?
I’d love to hear some creative ones 🙂
Post # 2
not very creative but our go-to is “business time” because we both loved that song/video! other than that, it’s usally when I say a weird word & he gets all “oh, is that what the kids are calling it nowadays” with a little wink wink…
Here’s the video in case you don’t know what I’m talking about:
Post # 3
While it’s more of a reference, we always say “should we get the peanut butter out?”
Sounds creepy or maybe kinky, but it’s not. We started saying that because we used to distract our dog with peanut butter as a puppy so that we could have some uninterrupted “alone time.” ; )
Post # 4
BeckyS0: Hahaha I love it! You guys sound like a fun couple!
indyJEEP: OMG, I literally laughed when I read your comment. That’s unique and hilarious, but the explanation makes so much sense. LOVE it.
Post # 5
I don’t remember how it started becoming a ‘thing’ for us, but whenever one of us is in the mood we just ask “ima?”. Ima means “now” in Japanese, so initially I started it because I have been studying Japanese for a few years now, but I don’t recall how it became an on-going thing lol
Post # 6
Not really a term, but more of a code… FI knows when I ask him “what are you doing later?” It means sex time. Lol
Another one is “let’s build a fort outta pillows and blankets”
Post # 7
whitepeacock: That’s so interesting!! It’s so funny how quirky things you say randomly can turn into parts of your everyday life!
discoK: Bahaha I love that you guys have a code. Adorable
Post # 8
One time we asked his parents to watch the kids, because we needed to spend the evening doing our taxes. Well, we spent very little of that evening on taxes. So after that, we referred to it as “working on our taxes”.
Post # 9
We don’t have any funny names for when we do it, but when we joke about it (alone or with our friends) we just start singing the “bang bang song” from How I Met Your Mother. It just cracks us up lol
Post # 10
blt982: the story didn’t actually start with my husband but he had taken to it lol.
But it started because I’m the MOH in my best friends wedding and I was helping set up her wedding registry on ZankYou. I told her you can put a little paragraph about each item to personalize it.
So were talking and we come up to the honeymoon fund. I asked her what she wanted it to say. What I HEARD was “we’re looking forward to exploring Alaska and having lots of snacks”
I was like “oh that does sound nice! Like Cheetos in bed haha”
she looked at me so puzzled and said “what the hell are you talking about?” I said “what other kind of snacks are you talking about?”
She started busting up laughing yelling “NO! Lots of SEX!”
it was hilarious and now we use “snacks” as an inside joke to talk about sex in front of people and to ask each other of you’re in the mood for snacks lolol
Post # 11
CaptainTaco: my husband and I play “i just had sex” by the lonely island when friends come over after we have had sex lol. They do it to is too. It’s now a running joke for like 4 couples lol
Post # 12
My husband calls it “giggity.”
Post # 13
mggBoyles: That story is awesome.
Post # 14
Bahahahahah! Family Guy!
My husband calls it “sensual seduction” or “having love.”
He doesn’t like it when I used crass terms like “fucking” or “knocking it out.”
Sometimes I like to ask my husband for a “good stiff dicking”. That always makes him laugh.
Post # 15
- Wedding: October 2015 - Hanover Grande Ballroom
we say “wanna roll around?” lol
or, since he works second shift, ill just text him and say “so what time are you getting off tonight? ;)<br /><br />