Post # 1
Just asking because something happened to me yesterday.
I was pushing my trolley up to the supermarket register when I hear a noise, a fart noise. The look of horror on the young girls face when she saw me was priceless. I’m sure she farted, right near where I was putting my potatoes. All signs point to fart, from the look on her face to the sound (no smell). I thought about telling her I was going to report her to the manager, but I didn’t in case she believed me.
It got me thinking, I have never needed to fart at work really, but I wonder what I would do if I did. Would I fart? I work a majority of time on my own in a petrol station. I suppose I could get away with it.
Once my manager was with me and she said my chair was warm, then asked me if I had farted on it. This may seem to some to be great, having your boss sit on your fart but my manager is great, she is a wonderful woman. I hadn’t farted by the way…
So would you, could you, have you?
Post # 2
sandy85: Given that the average person passes gas at least 13 times per day, it would be unusual if they saved all 13 of those episodes for when they are at home.
Post # 3
I am fairly certain I have farted at work, as PP said we all fart every day so there’s a big chance it’s going to happen at work at some point for all of us. I see it a bit like sneezing, a natural bodily function…you wouldn’t not sneeze at work would you?
Post # 4
If I need to, I do. I try to do it when people aren’t around if possible.
Post # 5
Yes, as do my coworkers. We have various areas around our building that are designated farting zones. Occasionally, they just pop out. We don’t fart around our patients or run around doing it just because, but it’s a natural bodily function so it shouldn’t really be that big of a deal.
Post # 6
hehe i toot all the time!!!!!!!! I used to try and hold it in [lmao] now i try to make them a bit quieter or at least toot somewhere where someone wouldnt walk through it lolll
Post # 7
i think my fiance calls it “crop dusting”! lol! sort of tootin on the move….
Post # 8
sandy85: julies1949: Bwahahaha! My department is small so I told them I just read we all fart 13 times a day. They LAUGHED and LAUGHED. So we debated on whether we do it in the office or not. No one fessed up!
Post # 9
sandy85: lmao, here is my SO’s response to this question:
“Oh, yeah. I let them loose at work. There are plenty of people around to blame them on. Either that or I just let it rip in my office and hope no one comes in. That’s ackward.”
Post # 10
sandy85: Uhhhh yeah. Not on purpose and definitely not in a crowded room, but if I am by myself, definitely.
Post # 11
Totally. I always do it near a student desk and not my own so kids don’t suspect me (never when they’re in the room though but I do know a few teachers who prided themselves of their stealth SBDs). In a school full of middle school kids, there’s always someone else to blame it on.
Post # 12
Of course I do.. it’s not like I can hold them in for all 12 hours while I’m at work. But I usually excuse myself to the restroom or go on a break.
Post # 13
Yup. I go to the bathroom or sometimes I fart at my desk…the joys of having a private office.
Post # 14
sandy85: I don’t choose when I fart. So yep, I’ve definitely farted at work. And if front of my husband plenty of times. There are times I don’t even know it’s coming- that was how I first farted in front of my husband. No warning…..just a lovely noise.