Do you fart at work?

posted 2 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 2
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Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: November 1999

sandy85:  Given that the average person passes gas at least 13 times per day, it would be unusual if they saved all 13 of those episodes for when they are at home.

Post # 3
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

I am fairly certain I have farted at work, as PP said we all fart every day so there’s a big chance it’s going to happen at work at some point for all of us. I see it a bit like sneezing, a natural bodily function…you wouldn’t not sneeze at work would you? 

Post # 4
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2009

If I need to, I do.  I try to do it when people aren’t around if possible.  

Post # 5
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2016

Yes, as do my coworkers. We have various areas around our building that are designated farting zones. Occasionally, they just pop out. We don’t fart around our patients or run around doing it just because, but it’s a natural bodily function so it shouldn’t really be that big of a deal.

Post # 6
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2016

hehe i toot all the time!!!!!!!! I used to try and hold it in [lmao] now i try to make them a bit quieter or at least toot somewhere where someone wouldnt walk through it lolll

Post # 7
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2014

i think my fiance calls it “crop dusting”! lol! sort of tootin on the move….

Post # 8
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

 

sandy85:  julies1949:  Bwahahaha! My department is small so I told them I just read we all fart 13 times a day. They LAUGHED and LAUGHED. So we debated on whether we do it in the office or not. No one fessed up!

Post # 9
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Buzzing bee

sandy85:  lmao, here is my SO’s response to this question:

“Oh, yeah. I let them loose at work. There are plenty of people around to blame them on. Either that or I just let it rip in my office and hope no one comes in. That’s ackward.”

 

Post # 10
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2015

sandy85:  Uhhhh yeah. Not on purpose and definitely not in a crowded room, but if I am by myself, definitely. 

Post # 11
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Buzzing bee

Totally.  I always do it near a student desk and not my own so kids don’t suspect me (never when they’re in the room though but I do know a few teachers who prided themselves of their stealth SBDs). In a school full of middle school kids, there’s always someone else to blame it on. 

Post # 12
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2014

Of course I do.. it’s not like I can hold them in for all 12 hours while I’m at work. But I usually excuse myself to the restroom or go on a break.

Post # 13
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2010

Yup. I go to the bathroom or sometimes I fart at my desk…the joys of having a private office. 

Post # 14
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

sandy85:  I don’t choose when I fart.  So yep, I’ve definitely farted at work.  And if front of my husband plenty of times.  There are times I don’t even know it’s coming- that was how I first farted in front of my husband.  No warning…..just a lovely noise.  

Post # 15
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Blushing bee

Only in the elevator.

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