(Closed) Do you fart in front of your hubby or SO?

posted 8 years ago in Relationships
  • poll: Do you fart in front of your man?
    No way! : (69 votes)
    35 %
    I didn't at first, but now I do! : (77 votes)
    39 %
    Yep. Never tried to hide it :) : (35 votes)
    18 %
    Fart? Girls don't fart! : (14 votes)
    7 %
  • Post # 3
    Member
    806 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: August 2010

    If I know I need to toot I’ll always sneak away… but I guess I have in front of him a few times when it snuck up on me! LOL!!

    I still feel really embarassed when it happens in front of him and we’ve been together almost 5 years/living together over 2 years.

    I do burp in front of him if I need to though.

     

    Post # 4
    Member
    2196 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: January 2013

    he started farting in front of me just a few weeks (like two) into our relationship.  not one to like double standards amongst the sexes, i started soon after…heh. so we almost never hid it.

    Post # 5
    Member
    3098 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: November 2009

    Hahahaha, eh, no way. I feel like it would open the flood gates for him to start doing it in front of me, and I’ve smelled those things before, me no likey. πŸ˜›

    Post # 6
    Hostess
    16217 posts
    Honey Beekeeper

    No, no. I agree with laylabelle—don’t want to encourage him.

    Post # 7
    Member
    11327 posts
    Sugar Beekeeper
    • Wedding: February 2011

    There is something to be said for privacy in a relationship… lol. I don’t leave the door open when I pee either. πŸ™‚

    Post # 8
    Member
    987 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: September 2009

    Nope, no way for me.  I’m far from a prude but for some reason this annoys the heck out of me.  He knows how I feel and will sneak into the bathroom which I appreciate.  I don’t know why but I look at it as more of a “good manners” issue.  His family however… don’t get me started.  I have heard every single one of his siblings/parents fart on many occasions, including his Mom and I HATE it!  Just last week his sister (who is 27, not 7) farted at the table as we were eating dessert.  I wanted to stab her with my fork.  The only thing is it makes me appreciate his making an effort for me all that much more.

    Post # 9
    Member
    3281 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: March 2012

    HAHA this post just made my day! Thanks guys!

    btw I chose “fart? girls dont fart” hehehehe

    @grace- that is wayyyyyyyy gross!

    Post # 10
    Member
    11327 posts
    Sugar Beekeeper
    • Wedding: February 2011

    @grace- lmao– stab her with your fork?? that is pretty extreme!

    Post # 11
    Member
    6598 posts
    Bee Keeper
    • Wedding: August 2010

    Of course!

    We are totally open about everything and farting is one of them – we have seen eachother with food poisoning and the flu etc and so farting is the least of it!

    Post # 12
    Member
    1526 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: August 2010

    I normally don’t. I dated my daughters dad (the co-parent) for 5 years and didn’t until we were almost broke up. My poor FI on the other hand it a completely different subject but only because he would make such a huge deal about how girls shouldn’t fart and blah blah blah. He says we “fluff” well one day we are laying on the couch and he held me down and put the blanket over my head and let one rip and then decided to fart in my little girls face when they are wrestling around. Well I informed him I would get him back for all of that. So about 6 months later he was holding me down, I am highly claustrophobic, so I told him to get off or I would fart on him. He didn’t do it so I did =) evil I know but I was raised with a lot of brothers and male cousins. He is still to this day HIGHLY appalled by it and hates it but I can never help but to bust out in laughter because its so funny.

    My step-mom and dad have been married almost 20 years and she has NEVER “fluffed” in front of him though.

    Post # 13
    Member
    617 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: November 2010

    We don’t hide it at all. I’m actually very lady like and girly… lol. But that’s one thing that I don’t hold in around him. If I hold it, it causes me bad pains, so I don’t bother around him. We’re completely open about EVERYTHING, that included.

    Post # 15
    Member
    1023 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: June 2010

    It took a long time before either of us farted in front of the other. Then one time he accidentally farted in front of me…one of those that yes can be described as “fluff” cuz it sounded like that (sorry tmi). After that we’ve been less hiden. But we are trying to not do it that often because it really starts to make us feel like goofy roommates instead of loooovaas (um that was my poor snl imitation…haha).

    Post # 16
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    2404 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: October 2011

    no way!!! i’m like that with everyone though! FI doesn’t either. We are both pretty private about stuff like that. We def don’t pee in front of each other either!! 

    the only time i did by accident because i was seriously laughing so hard Embarassed..he laughed it off but that didn’t open any gates by any means for either of us. We’ve been together for 11 years too so i don’t think it’ll change anytime soon.

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