Do you fart/poop in front of your husband?

posted 7 years ago in Relationships
  • poll: Do you poop/fart in front of you husband?
    Yes, all the time. : (124 votes)
    23 %
    Never. : (153 votes)
    28 %
    I try not to, but don't really care if it happens. : (98 votes)
    18 %
    I fart in front of him, but no pooping. : (173 votes)
    32 %
  • Post # 3
    Member
    10288 posts
    Sugar Beekeeper
    • Wedding: October 2011

    I don’t know if I would say it isn’t true love if you don’t fart/poop infront of your FI/DH but I do find it weird. 

    To answer your question, you betcha!! I am not shy in my own home. I don’t normally poop infront of him but on occasion he’ll come into the bathroom while I’m in there. He’s the only person I am 100% comfortable with (as your FI/DH should be). When you’re that comfortable with someone, there are no inhibitions. 

    Post # 4
    Member
    232 posts
    Helper bee

    I actually asked my BF at one point to fart and burp more in front of me.  This was only a few months in to dating and I needed him to do this to make me more comfortable with doing it myself.  Lol, we laugh it off.

    Post # 5
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    5494 posts
    Bee Keeper
    • Wedding: August 2011

    Yup.  I do both.  SOmetimes in the middle of conversation I’ll say “i have to poop.  come to the bathroom with me so you can finish telling me the story”

    the only thing i won’t do in front of him is take out a tampon.  he is very uncomfortable with blood.

    Post # 6
    Member
    232 posts
    Helper bee

    I don’t think I could poop with him in the room, I can barely do that when he’s in the next room.  Maybe that will come one day…

    Post # 7
    Member
    130 posts
    Blushing bee
    • Wedding: February 2013

    hahaha this question is awesome. I’ve only just gotta used to peeing infront of him! Farts are funny.

    Post # 8
    Member
    862 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: September 2011

    Not if I can help it…but sometimes that’s just not possible!

    Post # 9
    Member
    150 posts
    Blushing bee
    • Wedding: May 2011

    nope… i dont!

    some things he just does not need to see!  however.. if it happened accidently then so be it but i would def try not too.  not because i am not comfortable… just because!  

    Post # 10
    Member
    2462 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: August 2010

    fart yes, but i only will use the bathroom while he’s in there if he’s in the shower and i really need to pee, lol. and same vice versa

    Post # 11
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    3871 posts
    Honey bee
    • Wedding: November 1999

    It would be cool to put this to a poll.  Since some people, like me, kinda don’t want to admit what I do. haha. Of course, you could probaly guess what I do because of the fact I’m embarrassed by it. LOL

    Post # 12
    Member
    10288 posts
    Sugar Beekeeper
    • Wedding: October 2011

    @Meowkers: Lol, we do that too. All that time spent on the crapper is totally wasted. Perfect opportunity to have an in depth conversation with your hunny!

    Post # 13
    Member
    747 posts
    Busy bee
    • Wedding: October 2011

    i have farted in front of him, not often. if i say ‘excuse me, i farted’ he laughs and says, ‘that was weak!’ i don’t think he would notice if i didn’t tell him, lol. 

    as for pooping, ummm, in an ideal world, i would never poop. i dislike poop. i dislike pooping. i don’t know why, but i really have an aversion to it. sure i have pooped while he has been home, but never in the bathroom with me! i never close the door when i pee at home, but i close the door when i have to poop. i prefer to do it while no one else is home. i have gone as far as requesting him to do random things, like return a movie, if i have to poop & i feel like it might be a yucky one! i know, i’m insane! 

    Post # 14
    Member
    2790 posts
    Sugar bee

    Umm absolutely NOT!! In my house as a kid we NEVER said the word fart. It was me, my mother and my sister. SO and I do not discuss when we fart or poop. We ask if the other will please leave the bathroom because we need to go to the bathroom. I’ll pee in front of him at any time so he knows that I will need some personal time if he needs to leave. I could not possibly imagine pushing out a number 2 while having a conversation with my SO. Eww!

    Post # 16
    Hostess
    18646 posts
    Honey Beekeeper
    • Wedding: June 2009

    I can barely poop in public bathrooms so I definetely can’t in front of my husband.  As for farts, that happens sometimes but not on purpose.

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