Post # 1
Ours is “need more cowbell!”. I actually do have a cowbell and have been known to tap it a few times to get the point across, but the just the saying is usually enough.
How about you? Do you have a code that means it’s time to get busy?
Post # 3
We say “can i have some?” lol
Post # 4
I have Vaginismus and have to do physical therapy stretches for it…I do them often but usually don’t say anything, so when I specifically tell him, “I’m doing my stretches…” he knows that’s his queue. When he initiates he asks, “Have you done your stretches?” Sometimes he genuinely wants to know but 99% of the time that’s not the case haha.
Post # 5
My husband sometimes says “Release the hounds!” (Simpsons reference).
Post # 6
I tell him I’m going to schedule him in for a 12 oclock business meeting.
Oral presentation means blowjob
The board room is the bedroom
One or two projects to discuss means I want to get off more than once
There’s more, but usually they are just so obscure and ridiculous that he just laughs at me.