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Soooo my FI is adorable...let me start by saying that! :) :) He has this dumb phrase he says ALL the time...it's "sweet titties" LOL. For anything: Like "oh it's gonna be sunny out tomorrow" FI: "Sweet Titties!" Or UCONN won, "Sweet Titties" Well after him saying it ALL the time it's kinda irritating to me. We were at church on Sunday...talking to our Pastor and his wife and our Pastor said that we could have a bunch of people help decorate the sanctuary for our ceremony! So my FI blurts out "Oh Cool, Sweet Titties!" OMG! REALLY??? I was so red!!! Our pastor kinda looked at him like hmmm ok...and then my FI finally realizng what he said was oh that means something esle....ummm ok? Sooo I did tell him he has to be careful!! :) What a werido! lol
Anyone else say weird things when excited? :)
@TuckersGirl: Hilarious!!!!!!
Whevener I get excited or like what I am hearing I always say "shut the fuck up!" as in NO WAY!
But once I said it to a coworker, and she took it seroiusly and was like "Ok, geez sorry". LOL
Not really said when excited, more when annoyed, but I've got some fun ones.
I say "shitake mushrooms" instead of just "shit" these days. It's a lot more fun :) I've also adopted "mother pus bucket" from Ghostbusters.
DH's favorite annoyed expression is "son of a French whore!" He's usually pretty good about only saying that around people who know us well, but he's gotten some strange looks before, lol.
My husband doesn't really have a phrase like that (thankfully), but I am laughing out loud at my desk at sweet titties.
@linguo42: HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT!!! "Son of a French Whore" LOL
Oh, and I have to share one of my favorite random stranger stories. I was walking out of a mall that had large hanging baskets full of flowers around the entrance. A woman walked past me with her friend, and as she passed underneath one of the baskets, some water dripped on her head.
She immediately grabbed at her hair and yelled, "Shit on a stick, that plant just peed on me!"
It was all I could do to keep from laughing like a maniac until I got to my car.
@linguo42:Looove "son of a french whore!!" Almost as bad as sweet titties!!!
@linguo42: My FI says "son of a mother" all the time now. It used to be "son of a whore" but that didn't go over very well with my mom.
@linguo42: LMAO!!
My FMIL says "oh, fuck me!" alll the time. I'm sad to say it's worn off and now FI and I both say it alll the time too.
I don't know if this counts because it's not when hes excited but if were driving and someone honks (he hates that) he always says out loud in the car "Horn blows, does the driver?"
My FI says "Fuck a duck" when he's aggravated or annoyed. I will sometimes say "GET OUT!" as in no way. I think i got it from watching too much Seinfeld.
@Tswife4ever: I think I'm going to steal that! My ex-bf used to say "I hear a small penis going by" whenever someone had a loud engine, lol.
@linguo42: Oh my gosh! I say "Shit on a stick" or "Poop on a stick" depending on where I am. I've never heard of ANYONE saying that besides me!!!!
DH says "son of a gun" a lot. I say "good lord" all the time, usually when it's something weird or annoying happening.
@linguo42: LOL that's hilarious!
Mine says weird stuff all the time. I can't even list them all. He also loves to do weird stuff like dance and make funny faces while people are talking to see if they'll notice and to make me laugh.
My MOH's husband says "BALLS!" quite regularly... usually out of frustration, not excitment... But considering she comes from a pretty conservative Christian family (he also comes from a Christian family, but prolly not so conservative)... For example, my MOH grew up being disallowed from saying stupid, dumb, shut up, etc.... Needless to say, it was quite funny watching the family hear him say that haha :) Esp my MOH's younger brothers who are regularly heard saying "I'm not allowed to say that!" haha :)
Bahahahaha SWEET TITTIES!
FI always says 'Tits' or 'Shitchyea'...
When excited he says sweet, when disappointed he says the f-word
When Im excited I say sweet beans, when Im disappointed I say Balls.
:P
Whenever I'm driving and someone around me is being obnoxious, my husband will say, "Poop on their windshield!".
Sigh.
I'm generally the inappropriate one. Things just flow out of my mouth when I'm excited, and I can't think of a good example, but today's frustration phrase was f*cking tittie f*ck!
I say "Son of a biscuit eating bulldog" a lot. Ever since that gum commercial it's engrained into my brain permanently.
My Nanny had some phrases that I love. "Shitdamnhellfire" and "Makes my butt want to suck a lemon" were my favorites.
SO likes to use all variations of the word "Douche"
"Douche-sky" (he's Polish and last name ends in sky so he feels it's appropriate)
He'll refer to a real loser as "Douchey McDoucherton"
I say this when I something sucks "That sucks ball juice" and and one time I said it at work and thank Goodness it was in front of my young cool co-workers they were like omg that's so x rated lol I have no idea where I got it from.
@superplannerbee: Haha. I say "this sucks monkey balls" a lot. I have no idea where I got it either..
My BF always says "yesh" instead of "yes" and BFD, both from the Office. I always say "Cheese" instead of "jeez" for some reason. BF always made fun of me for that. There's probably more I'm not thinking of right now.
"Sweet titties" haha, that's so cute. I may start saying that, I love boobs.
I don't think my FI says anything that unusual, I'll have to listen for it now.
I call my brother an "ass bucket" when he's being annoying/ a jerk, I'm not sure where I got that from.
I know this is old by now...but as soon as I saw the title I went to click on it to comment that my husband says "sweet tits!"
It's so embarassing!!!!
When bf is mad, he yells "mother's ass!" it's ridiculous and he gets strange looks but I think it's funny :-)
Ok, this whole post is so full of win haha I couldn't stop laughing! My FI is in some bowling leagues and when he goofs and misses a spare or something (or just whenever hes mad) he has multiple phrases. Depending on who is around its "Balls!" ...."Tits!".... "F*ck...me!", or "shitdamnassf*ck!" or a combination of however many swear words he can fit into one breath
FI's latest one (which makes me think of him as a 10 year old and annoys the HELL outta me LOL) when he's frustrated is "What the fuck, over?" haha
I'll admit mine is "DICK!" which I'm pissed. At my fire hall there was a guy named Richard and I yelled that one when I was getting pissy at something that would work and he was like "Yes?" Hahaha
edit.. It keeps deleting part of my post I give up grr.
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