- 7 years ago
- Wedding: January 1992
Dreams are cool, if you can remember them. I have a few that I’ll never forget. I enjoy hearing about the absurd scenarios the mind is able think up when you’re snoozing at night, and I’d like to hear yours! First, I’ll share a couple with you.
1) It was nearing Halloween, and two of my best guy friends and I went shopping for costumes. I was suiting up in the dressing room, and mid-change, my MOTHER comes from nowhere, says absolutely nothing as she steals my pants, and proceeds to flee the store. I was upset. So much so that I didn’t even pay for the costume I was wearing. So not only did I look stupid as I ran after her, I was angry that she made me steal! I wanted my F-ing pants back. 🙂 ………I had this dream when I was maybe 15 or 16. WEIRD.
2) The next dream had me driving around in my sister’s little dodge jalopy with her. There was an accident, and while my sister was fine, I was injured badly enough to need my legs amputated. After said amputation, my family had an elaborate funeral for my legs, complete with a nice headstone and permanent flower fixture at our local grave yard. It was so strange. I woke up so thankful that day, that I went running immediately after I woke up. (Age 19)
3) Last night’s dream: I dreamt I was at a grocery store whose shop keeper wasn’t very attentive to the goings-on in his store. There was a leak in the freezer aisle, and a subsequent water puddle all over the floor. I didn’t notice it until I slipped on the puddle, and landed right on my butt. I was in pain, and made certain to yell to the clerk I had fallen. I flagged down a witness, and made the person capture the evidence with a camera phone of the puddle on the floor, and me with the skid marks my shoes made. I thought how costly it was going to be to hire a lawyer, but how worth it it would be in th end. I’m not a litigious person in real life, but at least I have the presence of mind to protect my rights to liability in dream land. 😉
4) I keep having vindication dreams about an ex-boyfriend that cheated on me in real life. He keeps crawling back in dream land, and I keep rejecting him while thanking him for being a jerk, because it ultimately lead me to meet my awesome FI. Then when he starts to cry, I hand him tissues and leave.
OK bees, spill it. What are your ridiculous dreams?