embarrassing sexual situations: share your shame!!

posted 2 years ago in Intimacy
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

I would die if that happened to me. Die a million deaths.

This is secretly one of the reasons I never want to live in a unit/apartment/townhouse. I still have the odd moment where I worry the neighbours can hear me…

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Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

@MissFireFlower:  OMG… this story made me actually laugh out loud!! Good for you and your FI to embrace the embarrassing and make light of it. That’s pretty hysterical. 

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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

@MissFireFlower:  Ohmygod, this is hilarious!  My two most embarrassing sex moments were both when I was with my ex.  We were only 16 but both our sets of parents are very liberal, so there was never any problem with staying over, but it meant having my dad give me “the talk”.  With my then boyfriend in the room.  Argh! Also, one time when we stayed at his, I went down for breakfast in the morning before he was awake and his dad asked me if I’d had a good night and then winked at me.  He then told me he’d had to turn the telly up because he’d been able to hear everything.  I almost DIED of embarrassment.

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Honey bee
  • Wedding: February 2012

Lol it’s pretty awesome that your neighbors are that cool. I hate my neighbors! Lol I really don’t have any embarrassing sexual stories, mostly because the 1st person I slept with was my husband and we’ve only done it in our bedroom. Maybe I can come up with one from high school in my fooling around days. I’ll have to think on it. 

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Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

@MissFireFlower:  Most embaressing? Well my SO lives with his parents and his room is in the basement. We’ve always hung out in his room. A few months into our relationship we were having sex and we hadn’t tried much since it was a newer relationship and it takes a while to get comfortable with someone new. One night around 2am we decided that we were going to try (tmi) doggie style. So we were doing it that way, mind you, his bed was STRAIGHT ACROSS from the door. All of a sudden, mid-sex, his mom opened the door! I jumped down and grabbed a pillow to cover myself and he had nothing so he was trying to cover his junk with his hands while he yelled at her to shut the door and get the f**k out, hahaha.. So she says through the door that she came down to ask if we were using the internet because his brother couldn’t get the internet to work on his computer and we were like REALLY?! You walked in on us to ask us THAT?!

Needless to say everyone was really cool about it and when my SO got home the next day and walked in him and his mom started busting up laughing. I found it extremely awkward since at that time they didn’t really know me and I didn’t want to be known as the slutty girlfriend. But it’s a funny story now.

Oh, and whenever anyone comes down now, they knock before entering, :) lol.

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Helper bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

@MissFireFlower:  best. story. ever. My stomach is hurting. From laughing.

I don’t have anything good to contribute. I just wanted to say that.

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Honey bee
  • Wedding: March 2014

Mine was with an ex. We were at his house and we thought that no one else was home. It turns out the his little brother was there and he had been watching us have sex through a small hole in my ex’s door. He started crying and yelled at us to stop killing each other. We obviously stopped to see what was the matter. He wouldn’t come out of his bedroom. When my ex’s parents got home, his little brother told them about how we were “clawing each other to death”. Since his parents were pretty liberal, we were the butt of their jokes for the remainder of our relationship. 

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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

One time when I was at my SO house, we were making out and his older brother came in and jumped on top of us. It was embaressing by funny, his door as around the corner so you couldn’t hear when people walked in. Yes, we got a lock put in after that. Thats about the only story I have, as I have always been super careful not to end up in those situations. lol

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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2014

That is hilarious!! I love that he makes fun of it by using the voice to them. I don’t really have any good stories to share, which I guess is a good thing for my embarrassment!

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Busy bee
  • Wedding: December 2013

Oh my. I am glad Im not the only one. FI and I have conflicting schedules and a 6 y/o, so sometimes we make “shower dates” as it is more convenient. We share a 2 family house with my parents and have a door between places however on this day, we did not lock said door. I thought I heard someone come in, but no one knocked so we kept going. Turns out my dad needed me for something and quickly figured out where we were and uh what we were doing. Later in the day he said he came down to get me but we were “busy” (and he gave that narrowed eyebrow look). It was awkward for a few days LOL

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Helper bee

@MissFireFlower:  Your story was so funny my stomach still hurts! Wow…my most embarrassing moment was with my ex. I was moving to a different city and we just had to have that one last shag. He comes over to my place and has (TMI) but thrust once when my Dad barges in, asking if I had seen the newspaper. Ex got so nervous he immediately pretended to be asleep on top of me! Like, WTF!! Dad withdrew immediately, and has so far thankfully refrained from comment. I could just die of embarrassment that day!

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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: July 2015

FI’s family is really open about sex and I was always fine talking about it in general but we never got personal, because FI and I were still kind of young, 18, and I just didn’t want to come out say “Hey I’m screwing your son” even though his family knew we were because we stayed the night at each other’s house a lot. Well every Saturday night we have game night with his mom, brother, and SIL.  One night FI was being very fidgety and kept poking me, playing with my hair, grabbing me and just acting like a horny guy (in a cute way)  Well his mom being the open woman that she is looks me straight in the eye and says “Will you go F*** him already?”  I was SHOCKED. It gets worse FI picks me and takes me to his room (we were in there so I gave him a quickie lol) We leave the room, walk into the living room and they all bust out laughing.  Needless to say I’m even more comfortable with them now and it’s the running joke with us 5 now.

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Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

@MissFireFlower:  Wow. I totally laughed out loud there!! I am SO sorry that happened to you! But it’s hysterical also. lol

We might end up living with my parents for a while after the wedding while the whole house-thing gets situated… so… there might be some in my future ::shudders:: haha

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