Post # 1
My reply in a totally unrelated thread inspired this post. It’s a great story that will NEVER get told in the real world, so here it goes.
My Fiance is a great vocal impressionist. He can do a flawless Bill Cosby, Elvis, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck (though he says it hurts his face) just about anyone you can think of. Including…Butthead.
I have no idea why, but I LOVE it when he uses his butthead voice when we’re making out. I don’t get it at all. Butthead is not a sexy person. But whatever.
So I asked for him to do it for me, and I guess I had been asking a lot, and we got into a heated arguement mid-romp about the whole thing.
“Well everytime we have sex do you want me to sound like ‘Butthead’? Do you want me, or butthead?”
“I just love it when you do the voice! I think it’s hot. Geez, I’m sorry!”
“Is my voice inadequate? Why do you want me to sound like butthead when we have sex”
We had been yelling, and we hear a loud “BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA” Coming from the other side of the wall.
Apperently, we were so loud, Our nieghbors heard. Now everytime we see them, Fiance does the voice”Uh huhuh…Hey nieghbors” and they bust up.
That’s mine. What’s yours?
Post # 3
I would die if that happened to me. Die a million deaths.
This is secretly one of the reasons I never want to live in a unit/apartment/townhouse. I still have the odd moment where I worry the neighbours can hear me…
Post # 4
@MissFireFlower: OMG… this story made me actually laugh out loud!! Good for you and your Fiance to embrace the embarrassing and make light of it. That’s pretty hysterical.
Post # 5
@MissFireFlower: Ohmygod, this is hilarious! My two most embarrassing sex moments were both when I was with my ex. We were only 16 but both our sets of parents are very liberal, so there was never any problem with staying over, but it meant having my dad give me “the talk”. With my then boyfriend in the room. Argh! Also, one time when we stayed at his, I went down for breakfast in the morning before he was awake and his dad asked me if I’d had a good night and then winked at me. He then told me he’d had to turn the telly up because he’d been able to hear everything. I almost DIED of embarrassment.
Post # 6
Lol it’s pretty awesome that your neighbors are that cool. I hate my neighbors! Lol I really don’t have any embarrassing sexual stories, mostly because the 1st person I slept with was my husband and we’ve only done it in our bedroom. Maybe I can come up with one from high school in my fooling around days. I’ll have to think on it.
Post # 7
@MissFireFlower: Most embaressing? Well my SO lives with his parents and his room is in the basement. We’ve always hung out in his room. A few months into our relationship we were having sex and we hadn’t tried much since it was a newer relationship and it takes a while to get comfortable with someone new. One night around 2am we decided that we were going to try (tmi) doggie style. So we were doing it that way, mind you, his bed was STRAIGHT ACROSS from the door. All of a sudden, mid-sex, his mom opened the door! I jumped down and grabbed a pillow to cover myself and he had nothing so he was trying to cover his junk with his hands while he yelled at her to shut the door and get the f**k out, hahaha.. So she says through the door that she came down to ask if we were using the internet because his brother couldn’t get the internet to work on his computer and we were like REALLY?! You walked in on us to ask us THAT?!
Needless to say everyone was really cool about it and when my SO got home the next day and walked in him and his mom started busting up laughing. I found it extremely awkward since at that time they didn’t really know me and I didn’t want to be known as the slutty girlfriend. But it’s a funny story now.
Oh, and whenever anyone comes down now, they knock before entering, 🙂 lol.
Post # 8
@MissFireFlower: best. story. ever. My stomach is hurting. From laughing.
I don’t have anything good to contribute. I just wanted to say that.
Post # 9
Mine was with an ex. We were at his house and we thought that no one else was home. It turns out the his little brother was there and he had been watching us have sex through a small hole in my ex’s door. He started crying and yelled at us to stop killing each other. We obviously stopped to see what was the matter. He wouldn’t come out of his bedroom. When my ex’s parents got home, his little brother told them about how we were “clawing each other to death”. Since his parents were pretty liberal, we were the butt of their jokes for the remainder of our relationship.
Post # 10
One time when I was at my SO house, we were making out and his older brother came in and jumped on top of us. It was embaressing by funny, his door as around the corner so you couldn’t hear when people walked in. Yes, we got a lock put in after that. Thats about the only story I have, as I have always been super careful not to end up in those situations. lol
Post # 11
That is hilarious!! I love that he makes fun of it by using the voice to them. I don’t really have any good stories to share, which I guess is a good thing for my embarrassment!
Post # 12
Oh my. I am glad Im not the only one. Fiance and I have conflicting schedules and a 6 y/o, so sometimes we make “shower dates” as it is more convenient. We share a 2 family house with my parents and have a door between places however on this day, we did not lock said door. I thought I heard someone come in, but no one knocked so we kept going. Turns out my dad needed me for something and quickly figured out where we were and uh what we were doing. Later in the day he said he came down to get me but we were “busy” (and he gave that narrowed eyebrow look). It was awkward for a few days LOL
Post # 13
Ha ha ha yep ladies, it’s pretty funny! It took a few times seeing the guys next door for it to be funny. They’re college kids, sp they come and go a lot and we always see them by the stairs. We’d kind of rush by them and they’d look away those first few times- no one knew what to say!
Well after a week or so, one of them was wearing a Beavis & Butthead t shirt. We all kind of started akwardly at eachother for a minure in the hall, and then Fiance did “the voice” and we all busted up. I’d die if anyone ELSE in real life found out – but between the 4 of us (and you bees ofc) It’s hillarious!
Post # 14
@MissFireFlower: Your story was so funny my stomach still hurts! Wow…my most embarrassing moment was with my ex. I was moving to a different city and we just had to have that one last shag. He comes over to my place and has (TMI) but thrust once when my Dad barges in, asking if I had seen the newspaper. Ex got so nervous he immediately pretended to be asleep on top of me! Like, WTF!! Dad withdrew immediately, and has so far thankfully refrained from comment. I could just die of embarrassment that day!
Post # 15
FI’s family is really open about sex and I was always fine talking about it in general but we never got personal, because Fiance and I were still kind of young, 18, and I just didn’t want to come out say “Hey I’m screwing your son” even though his family knew we were because we stayed the night at each other’s house a lot. Well every Saturday night we have game night with his mom, brother, and SIL. One night Fiance was being very fidgety and kept poking me, playing with my hair, grabbing me and just acting like a horny guy (in a cute way) Well his mom being the open woman that she is looks me straight in the eye and says “Will you go F*** him already?” I was SHOCKED. It gets worse Fiance picks me and takes me to his room (we were in there so I gave him a quickie lol) We leave the room, walk into the living room and they all bust out laughing. Needless to say I’m even more comfortable with them now and it’s the running joke with us 5 now.
Post # 16
@MissFireFlower: Wow. I totally laughed out loud there!! I am SO sorry that happened to you! But it’s hysterical also. lol
We might end up living with my parents for a while after the wedding while the whole house-thing gets situated… so… there might be some in my future ::shudders:: haha