Epic CL post

posted 3 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 3
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2970 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2013 - Wynn Las Vegas

HAHA! I don’t know whether I want to feel sorry for him or high five him.

Post # 4
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875 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

@PacificMrs:  OMG! I can’t open it at work!!!! what’s it say?!?!?!?!?!

Post # 5
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3266 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: February 2014

Hahaha. That’s pretty awesome!!

Post # 6
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: February 2014

@Billsgirl: 

“I am selling the dresser that my ex left behind when we split.
Like in our relationship, she felt it wasn’t an obligation of hers to move anything along in our union or move anything out when she left.

This dresser has 9 drawers for hiding even everything from the largest load of bullshit to the smallest of emotion
It’s made mostly of solid wood (mirror and drawer faces) and is very sturdy and very heavy – again like my ex but with less pulp.
I believe it is made of oak and not self loathing and hatred
It has a huge trifold mirror that was perfect for each of her faces.

Very few bumps and bruises this dresser is a real keeper and just needs a little TLC – not years of therapy or Daddy’s approval.

No reason to create the illusion of a bad childhood because this dresser is willing to provide a purpose for a family – storing clothes with no emotional baggage or snack cakes.

Doesn’t bitch, never wonders where you have been and it can be friends with other pieces of furniture without being jealous or complaining. It does not believe the foot stool is a whore!

Drawers slide open freely and easily like my ex but without the aid of alcohol, cash, or credit cards

I am looking to sell it for the same amount of weight she gained in our relationship about $150. That price is not negotiable unlike my ex in any bar on a Saturday Night.

Valued at a lot more and like my ex at that price I am giving it away

Pickup only as I am just one man and like my ex – one guy just won’t cut it so bring your friends!

Well worth it if you are a wingman, the adventurous type or a glutton for punishment

DISCLAIMER: Exorcism unnecessary as its evil spirits left having already draining me of anything identifying me as a man and human being”

Post # 7
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2000 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2015

LOL!!!! Priceless! 🙂

EDIT: Oh, okay, I see someone’s already posted what it says. 

 

Post # 8
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875 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

@LiliKitty:  WOW! That’s awesome!!!! hahaha..Thanks!

Post # 9
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2693 posts
Sugar bee

Hahahaha!  That is awesome!

Post # 10
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: September 2017

Omg that’s so awesome lol. There are some real gems in the best of craigslist posts.

Post # 11
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: May 2013

That is AMAZING and SO hilarious!

Post # 12
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: July 2012

Lol that is epic…and actually a veyr nice dresser I must say!

Post # 13
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10457 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2014

Hahahahahaha!! Amazing. 

Post # 14
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: February 2013

@PacificMrs:  Contact him! Contact him! C’mon, you gotta meet this guy and share what you observe. That post is priceless.

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