(Closed) Facebook Status Updates you actually like?

posted 7 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 3
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2011

One made me laugh so hard once that I’ve always remembered it: “These chicken wings are so good that every time I eat one it feels like paying a bill off.” I died! Really I just love funny ones, or interesting ones. 

Post # 4
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2009

I like the funny kid stories.  I mean the cute things they say and do…not how long their nap was or what they ate!

Post # 5
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

I like funny ones, especially if someone is quoting Big Trouble in Little China or Ghostbusters II.  I like it when my brothers and their wives post post picture of their kids because I’m thousands of miles away and don’t get to see them as often as I would like.  I like it when my co-workers update their statuses to bitch about work because I’m always on the same page as them! 🙂

Post # 6
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: May 2011

baby pics that don’t involve anything gross 🙂

Post # 7
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: March 2012

I like the ones that actually give enough information for me to actually find it funny/informative/interesting etc.

Post # 8
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4547 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: September 2010

I like funny things, or interesting articles, or happy announcements (got a job, got engaged, having a baby, etc).

Post # 9
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Bumble Beekeeper

My favorite status update ever? In the middle of the crazy heat wave 2 summers ago, one of my friends was living in NYC without AC and his status update was “[John Doe] refuses to put his pants back on until the temperature cools off.”

I laughed for like twenty minutes, and copied and pasted it into a document to keep forever.

Post # 10
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2011

My friends tend not to do a lot of the annoying things… or I hid the people who did so long ago that I forgot.  My favorites are definitely funny updates, informative ones (most of my friends live far away and facebook is great for keeping in touch), and links to stuff that people end up discussing.

I have a couple of friends who link to their blog posts on facebook which I actually really like because they’re blogs are good and it saves me setting up an rss feed.

Post # 11
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: February 2011

I have some of the most sarcastic friends on the planet, and some of their status updates, especially ones about kids, work, or spouses, seriously make my day.

ETA: Oh, and I really love the status updates done in the form of letters to random people/objects/pets. I don’t care that they’re overdone, I always find them amusing.

Post # 12
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: December 2016

I actually enjoy seeing people switch to “engaged.”

Post # 13
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: April 2012

I LOVE the funny ones and the latest “game” where you “lie about how you met me”.  The replies were TO DIE FOR!!!!

I also like knowing what my friends are doing and/or quoting movies and stuff.  Or are joking about things in their life/have seen.  I’ve got some crazy friends, so this happens often, lol.

Mostly I just read through to see how my friends are and the photos they’ve uploaded.  Then I make a post and check off and on to see if there’s anyone on to chat with.  

I have a very boring FB life, lol

Post # 14
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: January 1991

Hmm, good question. I like quotes, like from a good song or a tv show. I also like “hooray” status updates where the person is letting us know their family member is safe, etc. And since I’m getting my masters, i LOVE the updates where all my classmates are complaining about papers. It’s just great! At a certain time during the week (down to the minute) we all get on and start talking about our papers, it’s so funny!

Post # 15
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2011

I really like when someone from high school posts pictures and I can see that they’ve gained a lot of weight or gotten very unattractive. I know that’s mean but I’m pretty sure we all do it.

Post # 16
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Busy bee

“I got a knock at the door today, some guy asking for a donation to help the civil disputes in Egypt. I would have donated, but I figured it was just some kind of pyramid scheme.”

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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