(Closed) Favorite Bee quotes!

posted 5 years ago in Weddingbee
Post # 3
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5479 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 2012

I don’t know who originally said it, but it was funny enough for me to repeat it more than once:

“Bras are for support, not internet strangers”

Post # 4
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9825 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper

“When you find your right dress it should be like yer heart is gunna come out of yer hart.”

Actual quote, made me guffaw for a good 5 minutes.

Post # 5
Member
5479 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 2012

I found this gem, but will leave the Bee who said it unnamed:

“He bought new sassy outfits for me to wear, but denied my request that he get a banana hammock for himself ;)”

Post # 6
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2651 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2016

” sparkle tits” 

 

Post # 7
Member
3000 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

@KatyElle:  Haha what does that even mean? I need to find that thread 🙂

Post # 8
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1498 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2014

I just know that this thread is going to head into a direction that I will love!

I find myself actually lol’ing at something someone said on here at least once a day if not more often!

Post # 9
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10714 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2012

“ruffly vagina” and whoever tried to explain they are NOT fancy but rather “roast beef” lol I still mention this to my DH

Post # 10
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9825 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper

@Mrs. Fireworks:  It’s driving me crazy that I can’t find it, but believe me it’s out there, and in my mind it is legendary.

Post # 11
Member
189 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

I clicked on her to add the

“I think my vaginas a ninja though, so I wouldn’t completely press your luck.”

but beaten to it!

Post # 13
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513 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

@hyperJulie:  I just choked on my water reading this LMFAO!!

Post # 15
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5479 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 2012

@imalittlebirdie:  LOL, this reminds me of way back when someone was talking about a “vagazzle”, it may have actually been Peep…

Post # 16
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1735 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

commenting so I can come back to this thread!

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