- 9 years ago
- Wedding: July 2010
What are yours? I have two.
Tell us your most embarassing and hilarious moments you singlehandedly accomplished!
Here are mine. Last night when watching Bee TV, I was reminded of one of mine. Our lovely (her hair is sooo gorgeous btw) Mrs. Avocado had on a cool tiara (hey we’re Bee Princesses!!!) and it reminded me of something I did that was hilarious.
First one..I was a sophomore in high school and running for Student Council secretary. In my speech, (which a teacher helped me write) I got to the point (this was when we used typewriters people..like ANCIENT history) where I discussed my qualifications, I read and zipped thru the speech and failed to notice my teacher had inserted "And I can type 200 GROSS words per minute (gpm is the abbreviation but she had spelled it out for me)." The entire school roared with laughter but I said "hey, I only read this stuff. But I bet I can find more gross words than anybody and then type them quickly!"
Second One…I was a junior in college and had prepared really hard for a few of the Miss America Preliminary pageants. My sorority had sponsored me in them btw. I was "gearing up" for the big one but did a large open state pageant to prepare for my university pageant. I ended up accidentally winning the large open pageant and didn’t realize after they pinned (with bobby pins) the crown on my head and placed the banner on me, that it was slipping around on my head looking like the moon orbiting the earth!!! Yep. about that bad.
To make matters worse, I have all of this dignified crowning moments and the walk down the runway on video! Sometime I’ll have to find it to make everybody laugh their arse off. Imagine me walking down the runway..in an evening gown..OBLIVIOUS to the fact my crown was sliding everywhere on my head! And then I got to the end of the runway and the banner slipped off too. Once again, just like the other story, the crowed roared with laughter. I guess I can be quite the little unentitional comedienne ya know?