Post # 1
- Wedding: October 2014 - UK
I can’t cook microwave popcorn. Despite following the instructions on the packet and listening for the pops, it always ends up either burnt or half-full of unpopped kernels. How am I supposed to enjoy the healthy snack from my Graze Box if the cooking instructions mislead me?
/first world whining
Phrased to sound like it belongs on a Buzzfeed list like this one.
What first world problems are you guys suffering from today? 😉
Post # 3
There’s only Fiji water in my house. I need organic cranberry or apple juice or sparkling water for my morning sickness, this is just not going to work.
Post # 4
My invisalign hurt! I had to get them re-adjusted and started wearing them again after ~3 months off. Now they hurt a lot 🙁 #FirstWorldProblem
Post # 5
I’m getting over a cold, but cold medicine makes me loopy and disoriented. Not to mention it makes me grumpy. So for the well being of myself and others, I’ve resorted to just cough drops and tissues.
@chronicwhimsy: I can cook popcorn, but I never eat to whole bag before I get that overwhelming buttery taste that drives me bonkers.
Post # 6
I had to slightly warm my ketchup in the microwave today at lunch because I can’t/won’t eat cold ketchup from the fridge…
Post # 7
I bought the wrong kind of Keurig cups for the coffee machine at work. I drink decaf and all they have here is caf, so no coffee for me. If anyone needs me, I’ll be weaving this rope into a noose.
Post # 8
Three of my four Soda Stream bottles are empty. The 30 seconds it takes to fill all three of them seems daunting at the moment.
Post # 9
If anyone needs me, I’ll be weaving this rope into a noose.
Post # 10
My engagement ring ripped my glove when I put it on this morning.
They were my favorite pair of gloves.
…I may have cried a little.
Post # 11
- Wedding: June 2013 - Upstate NY
I left my favorite coffee travel mug at work and had to use a gross back-up.
Post # 12
I got a gel manicure a few weeks ago, and last week I decided to remove the polish myself. When they didn’t come right off after soaking them in the acetone-soaked cotton balls as the manicurist said they would, I checked a web site that said you need to scrape them off. After scraping a couple of nails with a cuticle pusher, I realized that I had scraped half of my actual nail away. When I complained to my husband that I ruined my nails for a few months, he shook his head and replied, “First world problems”.
Post # 13
- Wedding: July 2014 - Backyard
Having a great and secure job, yet totally miserable in the town I live in an not having any luck getting offers in the town I want to move to.
I mean, really. I have a job, I love my co-workers, we have a house and food and warmth and dogs…
But I am still bitter.
Post # 14
- Wedding: July 2014 - Backyard
@MsGolightly: Ha ha! Sometimes it seems like so much WORK to get those bottles all fizzy.
Post # 15
Deciding whether or not I should leave the office early, TGIF and stuff.
Post # 16
I am dying for Panera for lunch.. but it’s only 12* outside and I just can’t find the motivation to walk over there!! (It would be about a 3 minute walk to either Panera or to my car, to drive to Panera! haha)