For Fun: What would you say to Aunt Flo?

posted 3 years ago in TTC
Post # 3
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: April 2013

@Katchin:  probably, “GO AWAY!!!”, then I’d get a restraining order lol

Post # 4
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 2010

“Leave me the hell alone. I am a great mom to DD and would love another and your visit is stopping me from continuing to build my happy family. I didn’t like seeing you during our first TTC struggle with DD so what makes me think I want to see you again.”

Post # 5
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Newbee

“Oh, hey, thanks for letting me know I’m not pregnant. Now go. the. hell. away. You make me bipolar and turn me into a crying mess.  I don’t want kids anyway. B!tch.”

Post # 7
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Bumble bee

@Katchin:  Ugh I’m sick of you! I’m no longer interested in a relationship with you, please stop calling me psyco!

Post # 8
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: April 2012

Thank you for finally staying away!

Post # 9
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2014

I’d straight up tell the disgusting bitch to fuck off. I don’t need her! I never asked my body to be able to get pregnant, I never want to. So I’d rather she just take her stuff and move out for good haha.

Post # 10
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Bumble bee

@Katchin:  This crazy psyco showed up at my house again yesterday! Aunt Flo, I have tons of great plans for the next couple of days. Why the fuck are you visiting AGAIN?!?!

Post # 11
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751 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

I hate you I hate you I hate you!  Just kidding. But I really do 🙂

Post # 12
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

Dear Aunt Flow,

     I’m sure you have notice the newfound tension in our relationship. My whole life you made a point at showing up at the most inopportune times. Remember the time you walked in on me having sex with a new boyfriend? Yeah, I could never forget that either. I spent most of my teenaged and early adult years worried about when you would show up and nervous everytime you were late. You never cared about my needs.

     Aunt Flow, I have decided that we need to take a break. I would like to spend some time apart for the next 9 months to see what great things I can accomplish without you. I’m sure you will have a place in my life sometime in the future — we are, afterall, bonded by blood — but I feel we definitely need some time apart.

Sincerely,

GrannyPantiesRock

 

 

Dear Aunt Flow,

     I see you have ignored my last letter. You are a horrid, dreadful, cunty, tuna-kootered biotch and I hate you.

_GPR

 

 

 

Post # 14
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303 posts
Helper bee

Dear Aunt Flo- I know we haven’t really communicated in 2012, my birth control pills were AWESOME and I never saw you. Well, my insurance stopped covering them, so I got the Mirena. I know you must not be happy with a T shaped stick of awesome hormones, but you don’t have to come every two weeks for the next 3 months. I’ve dealt with you for 3 months already. Give it a break. I’ll be much happier with you visiting every 5 weeks. That’s cool with me. You can lessen the PMS a tad bit. Mr.Z31 isn’t really happy with your frequent and intense visits. You’re welcome to come back in 5 years.

P.S. Please stop throwing my eggs away. I want those someday. By the time you’re done I might not have any. That’s not cool.

~MissZ31

Post # 15
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284 posts
Helper bee

Dear AF,

Couldn’t you just send emails? Why cause me pain? Even a text would suffice.

Kthnxbye,

Cutiebomb

Post # 16
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Bumble bee

You girls are hilarious! 

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