Post # 1
a friends younger sister posted “we have only broke up one day and hes moved on already” so you respond “hes such a douchebag. im sooo glad you guys are broken up blah blah blah”
well its the awkward moment when : her ex is your coworkers son (who is also your facebook friend). She was upset and commented… oh did she comment on that… i totally forgot and was just trying to support the girl……. cuz in reality he really is a douchebag…. FYI they seriously got back together that day.
now you go 😉 can be anything:
the awkward moment when…..
Post # 2
You’re right outside the building you work at. You’re talking to your FI and joking around before you have to clock in. Your FI complains that he’s “sore”. You decide to tease him by saying “Gee I wonder why. I’m sore too, from last night.” in a flirty voice.
Two of your co-workers wave at you from the sidewalk, where they were sitting having a smoke. They greet you, and you realize that you just announced to your co-workers that you had rough sex last night because you didn’t look down to notice you were indeed, NOT alone.
Your FI looks at you like he wants to die.
Post # 3
You forget you have your panties on your head that your loving 5 year old had placed there while helping you fold laundry. Oh the weird looks at Kroger.
Post # 4
souza_2005: hahah that is funny
the awkward moment when you you discover your long lost brother and add him on facebook and then your STEP (no relation) sister asks you how you know the guy you just added. Because they met at a club a few weeks ago and have been hooking up!! hahah
Post # 5
- Wedding: August 2013 - Rocky Mountains USA
leisha606: omg that is priceless!
That awkward moment you’re back in your hometown on a hike with your mom and husband up on the slickrock… Turns out it’s the place where long ago who went camping with now-husband and lost your virginity. She’s like 1000 feet away so you joke around a bit with him reminiscing about it. Then you hear your mon’s voice echoing like she’s right next to you, “I think this rock really carries the noise! Interesting conversation darlings!”
yeah that happened last weekend.
Post # 6
- Wedding: September 2014 - Lodge
You email your FI at work “I can’t wait to get home. I’m so horny and Aunt Flo hasn’t shown up yet.” Then you turn around to find your manager standing behind you. Yeah just happened today. Luckily she’s a pretty cool person and just laughed about it.
Post # 7
a child crawls under the bathroom wall into ur stall, while ur pants r down and ur actually doing business.
Post # 8
You walk into your work building without having noticed you have strawberry juice all over your shirt.. Yes I still have my job lol
Post # 10
leisha606: OHH noooo. that is ackward
Post # 11
BeeG35: This is my fear whenever there are little kids in the bathroom!!
Post # 12
BeeG35: goodness! what did you say…. hello, do you have any grey poupon?
Post # 13
souza_2005: LOL no I just stared cuz I didn’t know what to say…the parent never did even call the child by name or get him back over to her side, the kid went back the way it came after about 15 seconds or so
Post # 14
MrsGatito: I now have a NEW fear of public restrooms, as if there aren’t already enough reasons to avoid them!