fun thread: the awkward moment when…

posted 3 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 2
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: April 2015

Oooo, ouch!

My turn.

You’re right outside the building you work at. You’re talking to your FI and joking around before you have to clock in. Your FI complains that he’s “sore”. You decide to tease him by saying “Gee I wonder why. I’m sore too, from last night.” in a flirty voice.

Two of your co-workers wave at you from the sidewalk, where they were sitting having a smoke. They greet you, and you realize that you just announced to your co-workers that you had rough sex last night because you didn’t look down to notice you were indeed, NOT alone.

Your FI looks at you like he wants to die.

Post # 3
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54 posts
Worker bee

You forget you have your panties on your head that your loving 5 year old had placed there while helping you fold laundry. Oh the weird looks at Kroger. 

Post # 4
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2114 posts
Buzzing bee

souza_2005:  hahah that is funny

the awkward moment when you you discover your long lost brother and add him on facebook and then your STEP (no relation) sister asks you how you know the guy you just added. Because they met at a club a few weeks ago and have been hooking up!! hahah

Post # 5
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: August 2013 - Rocky Mountains USA

leisha606:  omg that is priceless!

That awkward moment you’re back in your hometown on a hike with your mom and husband up on the slickrock… Turns out it’s the place where long ago who went camping with now-husband and lost your virginity. She’s like 1000 feet away so you joke around a bit with him reminiscing about it. Then you hear your mon’s voice echoing like she’s right next to you, “I think this rock really carries the noise! Interesting conversation darlings!”

yeah that happened last weekend. 

Post # 6
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2014 - Lodge

You email your FI at work “I can’t wait to get home. I’m so horny and Aunt Flo hasn’t shown up yet.” Then you turn around to find your manager standing behind you. Yeah just happened today. Luckily she’s a pretty cool person and just laughed about it.

Post # 7
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

a child crawls under the bathroom wall into ur stall, while ur pants r down and ur actually doing business.

Post # 8
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Worker bee

You walk into your work building without having noticed you have strawberry juice all over your shirt.. Yes I still have my job lol

Post # 11
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957 posts
Busy bee

BeeG35:  This is my fear whenever there are little kids in the bathroom!!

Post # 13
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2358 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

 

souza_2005:  LOL no I just stared cuz I didn’t know what to say…the parent never did even call the child by name or get him back over to her side, the kid went back the way it came after about 15 seconds or so

Post # 14
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

 

MrsGatito:  I now have a NEW fear of public restrooms, as if there aren’t already enough reasons to avoid them!

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