Post # 1
Tonight I recied a text message from my fantastic Bridesmaid or Best Man who loves a good party just as much as anyone and headed out for a night on the town with one of her good friends…
she has just had a guy, walk up to her at the bar, put a jewellry box in front of her and said..
You have two choices…Open it or dont.. if You open it.. you wont regret it…
So she opened it….. and inside.. it said on a little card… WILL YOU DANCE WITH ME?
corny but hilarious! Smooth verona smooth.
Apparently she said yes lol. Definetly an original!
Anyone got one to share?
Post # 3
hahaha I had a guy walk up to me and say that I was in luck because he wasnt gay…. I was like well your in luck bc you dnt have to waste your money on buying me a drink bc I am engaged.
It was a totally random guy and an even more random pick up line
Post # 4
I’ve had a few creepers come onto me with lame pickup lines, but the worst I’ve ever heard was one a girl said to my then Fiance (now hubby) at a bar.
She walked up to him while he was getting me a drink (so I guess she thought he was alone) and said, “I haven’t been f*ck*d hard in a long time.” He just rolled his eyes and walked back to me and we laughed about it 🙂
Post # 5
@wifey- ew! its girls like that who give us a bad name lol…I cant imagine ever saying that to some random guy, even if I was stinkin drunk haha
The worst pick up line was when I was in high school and I went to an all girls school. This guy came up to me and was like…”hey, your in my math class right? and I was like…no, Im not. and he kept insisting and i had to finally tell him that I went to an all girls school. hehe
Post # 6
@ccranetobe: That is pretty elaborate!
@wifeywife: That is disgusting! What was that woman thinking?!?!
When I was a waitress I used to get all of the cheesy classics:
“Did you clean your pants with windex? Because I can see myself in them.”
“Are you from Tennessee, because you’re the only 10 I see.”
It was super awkward because then I had to continue to serve them after they said that stuff. 🙁