Funniest pregnancy comments

posted 2 years ago in Pregnancy
Post # 2
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728 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

I was oddly surprised at how many people asked if she was planned. It seems like quite a personal question and who cares anyways? I understand that we got pregnant the same month as our wedding, but she is definitely a planned baby. I was charting and everything. I don’t see how it is anyones business anyways.

Post # 3
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

MrsMath:  I too was suprised with how many people asked me if DH and I were planning on getting pregnant. Then when they found out we were having twins lots of people asked us if we had help! DH liked to respond with “Oh yea, we had a huge crowd in the bedroom cheering us on!”

One thing that did suprise me was when I told my brother (who is 31 btw) that I was 8 weeks pregnant he asked if I knew what is was yet (as in boy or girl)! I just patted his head and walked away.

Post # 4
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721 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2014

bahaha. i love all the comments you had. just commenting to follow 🙂

Post # 5
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2047 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

commenting to follow once we reveal the news, but I’m gonna put down a bet right now that my FIL is going to comment pretty fast “so whens the NEXT one?”…… my response will be a huge eyeroll and “how about we have this one first?” (followed by an imaginary in my mind smack to his head…or his head exploding lol)

Post # 6
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1466 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: August 2014

MrsAKSkier:  Joe is hilarious. Is Joe your husband or your 5 year old?

Post # 8
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715 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

I told a male coworker that I was pregnant and he looked at me seriously and said “Are you happy about it?”  And when I said ‘YES DUH!’, he said “oh well then CONGRATULATIONS!”

Same guy, same convo:  “So when are you due?” “December 4th” “That’s perfect. You won’t be suuuuuper huge during the hot summer… But you’re pretty fit so you might not gain a ton of weight. Not like my wife.”

I had no words. 

Post # 9
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943 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

My mom thinks that everything needs questioning or warrants a call from my doctor. “You looked really tired today. Your father and I are really concerned about you.” You would think that after having two kids, she would know fatigue is not a cause for alarm!

Post # 10
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8593 posts
Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2013

Yeah what’s with the garlic?  Well not pregnant, but anytime my baby gets a little fussy my mom says it “must be the garlic I ate.”  I eat lots of garlic and I ate lots of it while pregnant and I cook with it regularly…I think my baby is used to garlic by now lol.  My baby probably LOVES spicy foods!

Not funny comments, but I was always irritated by people telling me I couldn’t eat certain things.  “OMG, you can’t eat fish!” (it was fried shrimp). 

You wouldn’t believe the number of people who have asked me if I’m breastfeeding.  I find that pretty strange unless you’re close to me.  Lots of women at work have asked me.

Post # 11
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

OH I guess I still do have one….. when I went to the clinic to do a blood test to confirm the pregnancy I ended up seeing 2 different doctors over the course of 2 blood draws (to make sure hcg was rising) and BOTH doctors very carefully asked me “so…is this a good thing? (giving me the Im not sure how your going to react eyes) and “you wanna keep it?”

lol…. like…….. do you have hysterical women coming in here frequently? lol. I mean I look younger then I am… but Im 33 and I have wedding rings on, its not like I look 17 hahahaha

Post # 12
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

MrsAKSkier:  and a big LOL to joe, thats freakin hilarious

Post # 13
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943 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

shanbp:  wow, that seems really strange to me that a doctor would say that!

Post # 14
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2014

shanbp:  thats really effing rude! I would be seriously put off.

Post # 15
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: September 2014

MrsAKSkier:  LOL Joe seems funny, albeit a little clueless! If he becomes a father he probably is going to put his pregnant wife in bubble wrap and feed her nothing but plain bagels or something lol! Thanks for the laugh!

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